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I 'DESERVE' This $15,000 of STOLEN Taxpayer's Wealth: TSA wants to award $15k to resolve Waitlines; I got one: Abolish the TSA!

Um, like no duh?? I 'win!' I want ma FRN, gosh dang it! Now! Now! Now! xD

But considering how rapists do not like being told that they're NOT necessary living entities? ZERO chance that rapists will abolish themselves:

Want to earn $15,000? Help TSA speed up wait times for pre-registered passengers and it's all yours
Leada Gore | lgore@al.com
July 22, 2014 at 11:36 PM
updated July 22, 2014 at 11:45 PM

The Transportation Security Administration is willing to pay big bucks to someone who can figure out how to lessen the wait for pre-registered passengers at the country's airports.

TSA announced this week it is launching a contest seeking ideas to speed up the PreCheck program. The program allows users to pay an $85 fee and undergo fingerprinting and a computer security check in exchange for quicker processing through security lines. Approved PreCheck users are allowed to leave the laptops in their bags, bring liquids in their carry-on bags and keep their shoes, jackets and belts on during the airport security screening process.

The program has proved popular and is now available at 118 U.S. airports. It's that popularity that has TSA concerned, however, and led it to create the contest on InnoCentive, a crowdsourcing website. The site allows individuals and teams to submit their ideas.

H/T: Becky Akers @ LRC

Yo, Hillary: I’ll Be Sitting Almost As Pretty As You, Once TSA Pays Up
Becky Akers
9:31 am on July 24, 2014

TSA is offering a reward of $15,000 to anyone “who can figure out how to lessen the wait for pre-registered passengers at the country’s airports.”

Well, Pervs, this is your — and my — lucky day, because I know how to not only lessen but eliminate the wait for everyone, not just “pre-registered passengers.” Ready? Listen up: ABOLISH THE TSA. Presto: no more lines. No more crying victims of gate-rape, either. No more disappearing Ipods, Ipads, money, jewelry, etc. No more traumatized toddlers in wheelchairs renouncing trips to Disney World in the hope of escaping your pedophilia. No more 124% increases in the taxes that fund your nonsense, either. Indeed, the list of benefits from my idea is endless.

I await my fifteen thou, though of course it’s nothing more than some of my taxes coming back to me. And hey, if any of you other bureaucrats out there want advice on streamlining your scams, gimme a call.

I’ll be sitting by the phone…

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