Business Concept: Buggin Bags!Submitted by Smudge Pot on Tue, 07/29/2014 - 11:56
As preppers and adherents to the philosophy of self-reliance, we pride ourselves on not only being able to help ourselves in extreme circumstances but even to help others. We endlessly review different scenarios: natural disaster, collapse of financial systems, EMP weapons, direct assault and many others.
We all, I trust, have at least two weeks of food, water and the ability to purify same, weapons we are trained to use, precious metals we can leverage, we have our backup plans, our rally points and our bugout bags ready to jam at a moment's notice.
The Buggin Bag prepares us for a final scenario that many overlook.
The Buggin Bag takes it's name from the ebonic phrase "niggaz was BUGGIN" which describes a high degree of merry adandonment because the fact is that many if not most of you have no idea....
HOW TO RESPOND TO A SUDDEN OUTBREAK OF PEACE AND JOY.
Just think of it. If without warning everybody around you just starts to get butt naked and party, what will you do?
What will you do?
The Buggin Bag doesn't help you deal with it, it's more like it picks you up and crowd surfs you over it. Here's how. In every Buggin Bag you get the following:
- 1 tie-dye t-shirt
- 1 rainbow colored face paint kit
- 2 pounds Gummy Bears
- 1 pound Mentos
- 10 Neon glow sticks
- 1 pair clown shoes
- 1 Bubble bottle
- 4 kazoos (for harmonizing)
- 1 Frisbee
- 1000 rolling papers
- 4 disposable lighters
- 1/4 Oz. Weed (Sweet Diesel)
- 2 Li. Bourbon
- 1 pocket nitrous oxide inhaler
- 1 "Birth control grab bag"
Every component of the buggin bag has been rigorously tested and retested and re-retested by me, Smudge Pot and they all have the Smudge Of Approval. So how about it crew? Who's ready to partner up or pony up some seed funding for this idea that's sure to sweep the nation? It only takes a few of you with a little too much money and a lot too much time on your hands to make this dream a reality.
To prove to you how serious I am, I'm gonna hold this hit in till somebody upvotes me.