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Business Concept: Buggin Bags!

As preppers and adherents to the philosophy of self-reliance, we pride ourselves on not only being able to help ourselves in extreme circumstances but even to help others. We endlessly review different scenarios: natural disaster, collapse of financial systems, EMP weapons, direct assault and many others.

We all, I trust, have at least two weeks of food, water and the ability to purify same, weapons we are trained to use, precious metals we can leverage, we have our backup plans, our rally points and our bugout bags ready to jam at a moment's notice.

The Buggin Bag prepares us for a final scenario that many overlook.

The Buggin Bag takes it's name from the ebonic phrase "niggaz was BUGGIN" which describes a high degree of merry adandonment because the fact is that many if not most of you have no idea....

HOW TO RESPOND TO A SUDDEN OUTBREAK OF PEACE AND JOY.

Just think of it. If without warning everybody around you just starts to get butt naked and party, what will you do?

What will you do?

The Buggin Bag doesn't help you deal with it, it's more like it picks you up and crowd surfs you over it. Here's how. In every Buggin Bag you get the following:

  • 1 tie-dye t-shirt
  • 1 rainbow colored face paint kit
  • 2 pounds Gummy Bears
  • 1 pound Mentos
  • 10 Neon glow sticks
  • 1 pair clown shoes
  • 1 Bubble bottle
  • 4 kazoos (for harmonizing)
  • 1 Frisbee
  • 1000 rolling papers
  • 4 disposable lighters
  • 1/4 Oz. Weed (Sweet Diesel)
  • 2 Li. Bourbon
  • 1 pocket nitrous oxide inhaler
  • 1 "Birth control grab bag"

Every component of the buggin bag has been rigorously tested and retested and re-retested by me, Smudge Pot and they all have the Smudge Of Approval. So how about it crew? Who's ready to partner up or pony up some seed funding for this idea that's sure to sweep the nation? It only takes a few of you with a little too much money and a lot too much time on your hands to make this dream a reality.

To prove to you how serious I am, I'm gonna hold this hit in till somebody upvotes me.



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I also note with some chagrin that nobody liked my idea for

flavored bitcoins

http://longtermstoragefood.com/DPR/flavoredbitcoinbrook1.mp3

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

the accent in the above link is Brooklyn Jew

the Brooklyn Jew is available for voice overs to inspire and thrill your customer base with his abundant and joyful self confidence.

Among the other voice personalities I do include:

-the russian
-the drunk irishman
-the gay guy
-the english nobleman
-the cockney
-clem the southern shizz kicker
-Hans who is kinda pan-Germanic
-Tony The Gangster
-Moishe
-Smudge Pot

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

best idea I have seen in

best idea I have seen in years. Simply genius. Your first million is on the way. If you need any help with franchising give me a shout.

peAce

Liberty = Responsibility

I would love to have the buggin bag for the day

the economy collapses. But then what do you do on day two? Recover, I guess. Lol.

I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a frontal lobotomy
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Rehab

at one of Smudge Pot's many fine 5 star all inclusive beach side clinics.

See we give you the Buggin Bag for free. We make up our money on the back side.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

I remember being there when this concept was born

In the daily Paul chat. Maybe May 12th?

Séamusín

Don't forget some groovy tunes.

This is what I envision after reading your post. What do ya think?

http://youtu.be/t-8rvk40qss

Can we have a Daily Paul

Can we have a Daily Paul Burning Man meetup? August 25!

and what did i say about opportunity knocking on doors

and saying hi to your sister?

IT ALL JUST REINFORCES MY POINT: IT COULD HAPPEN AT ANY TIME.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

Where's the entrepreneurial spirit with this crowd? OPPORTUNITY

knocks once to see if you are home and if not it starts dating your sister!

NOBODY liked my idea for a gay bakery, NOBODY liked my idea for a gasoline additive that makes cars smell like cherries, NOBODY liked my idea for a reverse umbrella that functions as a personal water chachement system, NOBODY liked my idea for an EGWS, an Early Giraffe Warning System (very long necks those giraffes have, they can always see what's coming) and NOBODY liked my idea for RRGPS, Randon Reverse Global Positioning System which doesn't tell you where you are but showcases where you'd RATHER BE based on your profile preferences.....

I'm just laying gold at your feet people and you just keep stepping over it.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

Gummy Bears are of the Devil!

Gummy Bears are of the Devil!

"The United States can pay any debt it has because we can always print money to do that." — Alan Greenspan

you don't know the half of it...

try soaking them in 151 for 4 days in the fridge, churning them once per day. enjoy! ;)

I use Blue Wave, but don't expect one of THEIR silly taglines.

Thence the bourbon

but we can substitute for Bacardi 151, that's not only acceptable, it's encouraged.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

you can breathe now.

;-0

"A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself within" W. Durant

I was in the prescence of a white light

then i heard a voice shout "clear!"...

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

lol

Cough cough.

"A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself within" W. Durant