Tennessee Governor's Race- Unfortunately It's Not a Comedy SkitSubmitted by republicanmother on Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:51
First up, we have The Raccoon Man, Mark "Coonrippy" Brown. He's on a mission - just give him his beloved raccoon back!
A video of him showering with Rebecca went viral on Youtube, but who else should see it, but the notorious statists of TWRA. (I once heard a guy in my Sunday School class years ago who was busted in one of their setups say he wouldn't take their mama to the hospital if she was dying. You can also check online to see where you can bid on confiscated fishing poles stolen by this band of merry government robbers) So they took his raccoon. He's running to get Rebeccca. back You can't argue that this guy is an improvement over what we've got now.
Yes this is what we have now. Approved by the Howard Baker machine that gave us RINOS like Lamar and Corker, we have big money Haslam who tried to sell one of the Nashville skyscrapers
And is a Bloomberg wannabe.
His campaign took these delightful parodies from Youtube, so I apologize if they don't link up right.
Next up, get out your red stapler for the perennial candidate Basil Marceaux - the guy who looks and talks like Milton on Office Space:
Also, we have Donald McFolin, who seems sane, but is interested in education, which can be good, but also could be bad.
I'm leaning toward Raccoon man.