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President Obama Signs Executive Order Allowing Mulligans on the Back Nine

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Speaking to press from the lawn at the Vineyard Golf Club where the president is currently vacationing, White House press secretary Josh Earnest today announced that President Barack Obama has signed executive order 54303 into law.

"For too long, America has suffered under a deplorable two-tiered class system" read the prepared text message "in which golfers who play their best games in the afternoon hold an unfair advantage over those who may, uh, shank a few of their drives and are then forced to spend hours looking for their lost ball in the bushes."

The 'Believing America Deserves A Second Shot' (BADASS) Act of 2014 will heal this divide by providing every American, regardless of their place of birth, a free 'drop' on each and every hole on the back 9 of every golf course in America."

The order is expected to be ruled constitutional despite controversial subsections requiring all golf carts be retrofitted with airbags and cup holders, and ordering all '19th hole' pubs to put jalapeño poppers back on the menu, and stop putting so much ice in the sodas.

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Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

Makes me wonder just how many Mulligans O-bomba takes...

There is no such thing as a Mulligan in golf and anyone who keeps a handicap had better not use them.

Personally I don't have any issues with O-bomba playing golf even tho I know it's a big republican talking point.

Actually he's played less than many other presidents - it's just that the right wing media broadcasts his every round.

I just wonder if he really plays true golf and follows the rules - being a good democrat and all.

Golf is about as anti-Socialism a sport as exists. I's all about INDIVIDUAL effort and being personally responsible to follow the rules. And call a rules infraction on yourself.

Thus I'm amazed that O-bomba is so interested in it.

"We have allowed our nation to be over-taxed, over-regulated, and overrun by bureaucrats. The founders would be ashamed of us for what we are putting up with."
-Ron Paul

Maybe he plays cause it's


Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

Posts like this the resaon I Love the Daily Paul

The 'Believing America Deserves A Second Shot' (BADASS) Act of 2014...

Thanks for making me laugh.
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It started out as 'Every American Deserves'...

Couldn't pass the opportunity to change it up...

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

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What would mulligans look like...

What would mulligans look like in a free society? How would your precious markets provide this?

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You lose all your money speculating on horsehead futures...

One free redo-sies.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

Ohhh I know...right?

That's just to keep players from complaining about the shenanigans on the back nine!

Wha? .....hey....who stole my country?



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How did I know this was you?

I've developed an uncanny sixth sense when it comes to knowing who posted what just by looking at the headlines.


The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. - Alan Watts

near-total rewrite. say is there any way you or Jon

Can tell how many times I edited this 'piece'? I know I cycled through 5 or 6 titles...

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You don't need Nystrom or Jon. I'm right here.

20 versions before you settled on this one. Hi Chris :)

hi and thanks Jen. Aside from my cat Bozo

You're the best.

P.s. make that 21.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

No kidding. golden equity and an cap merc

Always throw me for a loop.

1 or 2 words? That's a bad wine joke.

I love this community.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

Why fiddle when you can golf?

Why fiddle when you can golf?

This is a serious subject.

Millions of acres are at stake...

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

Showing American leadership

Showing American leadership in the Golf War.

Last time we had a Maxist in the White House..

..we got women's tees, golf carts and caddies.

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty" TJ

You meant Marxist right?

But he's a Maxist too I suppose...

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

All my "R"s..

...I left 'em in my pirate pants.

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty" TJ


Thank you. This made my day

Thanks. It's what I


Pandacentricism will be our downfall.