Obama Needs A War.. With.. Anything...Submitted by Robert Timsah on Fri, 08/29/2014 - 21:42
So... Looking at Obama's poll numbers - He's sinking fast!
And you have ISIS, who's STILL working on destabilizing the Earth's axis and the ONE still has NO PLAN!
AAAAHHHHH!! Let's all freak out.
He's not making the war mongers happy.
He's not making the doves happy.
He's not even making the looters happy, Obamacare aint free.
He's not making ANYONE HAPPY.
So I believe it's time for him to start bombing the hell out of someone. I wonder why we don't concoct some Aliens on the moon and start bombing the hell out of them? It's a new threat and ubber scary. They don't even wash those probes.
But, in all seriousness - well - some seriousness. Obama needs a war. He needs to start killing innocents, and soon, because well, just because he can. Or something. You know, a lot of America hates Iran for some reason. Why not kill them?
Who do you think Obama's going to bomb? Time for yer predictions.