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State Park Ranger Found Unconscious in Patrol Car With Beer Between His Legs

“I shook him, really shook him,” the man said. “And then I saw the beer between legs.”


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Reach in,

Shift car into neutral. Let the good times roll...

I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a frontal lobotomy

Better have beer and take a nap

than harass or shoot some people.

Should have....

...tightened the straps and stolen a blood sample.

He'll most likely complain that yes he was sleeping but only during his break and you had planted that beer there to frame him.

The night is far spent, the day is at hand.
And those who have not heard shall understand.

In disguise

That is NOT a State Park Ranger, that is a Border Patrol agent in disguise.
Good thing this didn't happen to one of those Ferguson cops, the person taking the photo would be charged with obstruction.

This is the thin blue line...

This is the thin blue line that protects citizen from anarchy. I feel much safer now that the police are doing what is best for us.
They are leaving us the hell alone. Two thumbs up Ranger !!!


After an internal investigation

The officer was found to have followed policy and will not be disciplined.

This would have been a better

This would have been a better response in Ferguson!


What A wuss!
Keystone Light.
That's like putting gas in a car you just wrecked.

I love my country
I am appalled by my government

This guy is obviously a professional.

He even thought to put his seatbelt on so he wouldn't be slumped over the wheel.

Click it or ticket.

We certainly need to see more of this...lots more.

I can't think of anything that would make me happier than for these guys to all meet under a bridge and drink themselves silly every shift. Yep. That's what I want...

Wha? .....hey....who stole my country?


Nothing better than 'unproductive' enforcers of the police state. Give that man a promotion. We need him out front & setting the right example for others to follow.

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Then again,

I guess in some respects I'd rather have a law enforcement officer doing this every day, than actually being out enforcing some of the idiot laws that have been legislated for them to enforce.

Only one pub in town

In the very rural little town I grew up in there was only one bar. It was not uncommon for Officers in uniform, and on duty, to stop and have a beer or two once in awhile. It was kind of like "See, I'm cool, you locals got nothing to worry about from me". Lol.

If I disappear from a discussion please forgive me. My 24-7 business requires me to split mid-sentence to serve them. I am not ducking out, I will be back later to catch up.

Your stolen tax dollars, hard at work

Multiply this by 50 MILLION Tax Feeders and you START to get a feel for why the USSA is sinking.

"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere".

It's hard not to be a menace to society when half the population is happy on their knees. - unknown

If more cops would do this...

...America would be a safer place to live.

Restore the Foundations - "If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do?"


I live in this area, i am very familiar with the state park employees. They basicaly do nothing and get to retire with a 100k + a year package. The Humboldt Redwoods state park is a predatory entity. The park was created after a large flood that afflicted and destroyed many of the small communities in the area. The state park bought up all the land after the flood and destroyed atleast 5 communities in doing do. There goal is nothing less than agenda 21. They took the town of weott, ca and encompassed the town with all state park land, when the downtown was destroyed in the flood instead of rebuilding or raising the land, the state park bought all the land and decited to let it revert to nature. This has had a huge significant impact on the local economy. even if we wanted to have a tourism economy we dont even have land available to build stores or a commerical district on? And to top it off you have lazy government employees who were educated somewhere else and dont call this place home, just move up here make good money while sitting on the side of the road drunk. This is by far not the first time something like this has happened, this is a common occurance. This is just the first time someone has taken a photo.

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"Only you, can prevent

Forest benders."


Should have drawn a phallus entering his mouth and swastika on his forehead before taking the picture.

“Don’t be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn’t do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn’t know what you know today.” -Malcolm X



"There is only one kind of freedom and that's individual liberty. Our lives come from our creator and our liberty comes from our creator. It has nothing to do with government granting it." - Ron Paul

My Guess At The Response

A new bill will be proposed banning photography of park rangers.

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So sickeningly likely.