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I hear there is a big bully in a state called "Far Far Away"

I hear he has rounded up a gang of cold blooded killers and they are killing anyone who gets in their way. Fortunately, we have a wise old leader in our town called John McFool who has come up with a brilliant plan to keep my family and I safe. Even though I am heavily in debt and on the verge of bankruptcy, he says I should borrow the money to make the long trip to Far Far Away, and I should walk right up to the bully and shoot him in the head. He says that will make me safer. He says the bully will be dead and not one gang member will want to retaliate against me or my family because I shot their leader in the head. He says there is no reason to expect any gang members to follow me back to my town and kill my family with a bomb.

And if the gang elects a new leader after I shoot the current one, John McFool says I will have to borrow more money again next year and make the trip to Far Far Away and shoot the new gang leader in the head. John says there is no chance that any of the gang members will want revenge and follow me back to my town and harm my family.

And if the gang keeps electing new leaders each year, John McFool says that if I, or my son, when I get too old can no longer get a loan for the money for the trip to Far Far Away, because the bank will not loan any more, he knows a guy called the federal reserve that will print as much counterfeit money as we need for our trips. I or my son,or my grandson will have to keep making the trip each year forever to kill the new leader of the gang, and that will keep me safe. McFool says I have nothing to worry about concerning the counterfeit money. It will do no harm back in my town. McFool says that the sons and grandsons of all the gang leaders that we kill will never vow to get revenge and they will never follow me back to my town and plant bombs, and no one here will ever be harmed by the gang, and we will live happily ever after.

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ecorob's picture

I'm scared of him.

I'll give you all of my money and my children, too, if you'll only just protect me from him.

its 'cos I owe ya, my young friend...
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This sounds serious. What are

This sounds serious. What are you doing writing about it? Let's get to Far Far Away RIGHT NOW!

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It really is serious. Now

It really is serious. Now that we have started bombing IS, they are bound to try and get revenge by planting some bombs over here. I would say, see I told you they would want revenge. and McFool would say, see I told you they were dangerous.

My point is, I don't think they were dangerous to us until we started bombing them. Believe it or not, when you shoot at people they usually shoot back.

So where do I send my money

So where do I send my money and children to die?

(I really liked the post, btw)

Author of Shades of Thomas Paine, a common sense blog with a Libertarian slant.

http://shadesofthomaspaine.blogexec.com

Also author of Stick it to the Man!

http://www.amazon.com/Stick-Man-Richard-Moyer/dp/1484036417

I say hoard your money and

I say hoard your money and your children up for a day when they may be needed to defend our country against a real attack against the homeland. Why should our children die to defend another country. Let them sacrifice their own children.

He also said it's silly to secure your own borders.

He said that if you want to protect your town you should not secure your own borders but secure borders of Far Far Away.That way,them terrorists will magically forget where your town is!Why would you do a silly thing like securing the borders of your town if you was trying to protect your town from being attacked?

I am applying this logic to securing my own home now.I got rid of the alarm sensors in my own home and moved them to a home 1000 miles away.Now them robbers will forget where my home is!!Once I muster up the money I figure I will put another alarm on the moon.Then those scary green aliens will forget where my home is too!!

What's the matter, not enough

What's the matter, not enough sarcasm?

Toofarchasm?

Toofarchasm?

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