I hear there is a big bully in a state called "Far Far Away"Submitted by amc1953 on Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:05
I hear he has rounded up a gang of cold blooded killers and they are killing anyone who gets in their way. Fortunately, we have a wise old leader in our town called John McFool who has come up with a brilliant plan to keep my family and I safe. Even though I am heavily in debt and on the verge of bankruptcy, he says I should borrow the money to make the long trip to Far Far Away, and I should walk right up to the bully and shoot him in the head. He says that will make me safer. He says the bully will be dead and not one gang member will want to retaliate against me or my family because I shot their leader in the head. He says there is no reason to expect any gang members to follow me back to my town and kill my family with a bomb.
And if the gang elects a new leader after I shoot the current one, John McFool says I will have to borrow more money again next year and make the trip to Far Far Away and shoot the new gang leader in the head. John says there is no chance that any of the gang members will want revenge and follow me back to my town and harm my family.
And if the gang keeps electing new leaders each year, John McFool says that if I, or my son, when I get too old can no longer get a loan for the money for the trip to Far Far Away, because the bank will not loan any more, he knows a guy called the federal reserve that will print as much counterfeit money as we need for our trips. I or my son,or my grandson will have to keep making the trip each year forever to kill the new leader of the gang, and that will keep me safe. McFool says I have nothing to worry about concerning the counterfeit money. It will do no harm back in my town. McFool says that the sons and grandsons of all the gang leaders that we kill will never vow to get revenge and they will never follow me back to my town and plant bombs, and no one here will ever be harmed by the gang, and we will live happily ever after.