Seriously Funny

Should I be sore at Libertarians? I have been with them since I was 18, voting Ed Clark in 1980 and voting faithfully ever since. In 1980 Ed Clark recieved 1 million votes that year. In 1988 Ron Paul recieved some 350,000 votes. Now comes Ron Paul 2007. Were are the libertarians? Still reading Cato Letters and the Journal of Libertarian Studies? Still writing obscure essays? Still hacking code? Its not as if they don't know Ron Paul is running. Its they are not coughing up $$. WHATS UP WITH THAT ???

It seems to me, please correct me if my assumptions and facts are wrong, that the libertarian "faithful" are not Putting Money into the Ron Paul campaign. Simple math tells me there are at least 600,000 party faithful. That means if they cough up JUST $200 dam dollars, that is $12,000,000 right there.

Now I am not addressing those libertarians that have coughed up $200. I am saying there is at least 300,000 libertarians that have given NOTHING. That means they lectured us to death, and now are shorting us $6,000,000.

Now, listen up YOOO. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. I don't want to hear your excuses. And that is WHAT they are EXCUSES.

Now WRITE OUT THAT CHECK and send it off to the Campaign!

Look, don't tell me that RP is "bad" for the libertarian movement, that he is not good on the gay issue -- -what fools want to buy into the community property legal system anyway??? ---- Don't tell me you don't like his wacky crowd that is following RP...coming from you Beavus and Butt Head Sex starved Nerds, that is calling the kettle black. Don't tell me its the Abortion issue, RP was ALWAYs against abortion and he was good enough then in 1988. PLUS he got better on the Death Penalty issue, finally realizing that there way too many reasons (excuses) for the STATE to execute you. Don't tell me RP is pandering to the anti mexican sentiment and he is no longer ant-INS. He is anti-INS but GIVE THE MAN A BREAK, he is in the F'ing zenophobic Republican party for christ sake... the man has to hang some how. Even so, he has said again and again he is not out to make them the "scape goat" for our failed welfare economy. JUST don't Tell me your excuses!!! I don't want to hear them. Sell something then, sell all that stuff in your house, I don't care. GET CASH !!!!. The bottom line is YOU ARE SHOCKED with Ron popularity and you don't know what to think and now you are standing there like a Deer in the Headlights.... perhaps feeling your unique "club" is now exposed.

Look, I will personally find you, each and every one of you little Cheap Ass Libertarians that I have hung out with for 25 years. After this election, those of you who will claim you are a libertarian and I will demand to see your $200 canceled check to the RP campain or $2300 to the LP.... If you got neither, then you are getting a punch in the nose. If you don't show me red stained shoes from putting up RP revolution signs up on freeway over passes, if you don't show me a $410 reciept for 1000 stamps from your mass Direct mail campaign, if you don't show me your canceled $1000 check to the RP campaign, I will personally REACH over and Grab all 5 Pencils from your shirt Pocket and Break them over your head!

Now Get out that check book, write out $200 to the RP campaign, now! Come on MR PRINCIPLE, you have blown that kind of money on a dozen stupid computer items. What the heck! Do it !!!

My contention is the RP campain WILL do the Libertarian movement a whole lot of GOOD. Why? Because it will finally cause the movement to be an intellectual social science movement, which will mean it will hitch on to modern sciences, meaning ..it will Grow and Survive. Perhaps the LP will grow more too. Or perhaps there will be a Left expression and a Right expression. A Gravel/Kucinich side, and the Ron Paul/Reagan/Goldwater Side. Go with it. Write the Dam CHECK.

For those of you who have given a $1000 and Know some Libertarians, give them a real kick in the ass for me will you?.... ask them, "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? PERFECTION?" This man, by any measure, is the first real challange to the State in a long, long time. Tell them this is like a 4 month MOVIE, totally worth the laughs at $10 per day, thats $1000.

Tell those lazy libertarians to Write a check for $1000. That would mean $30,000,000 million for the RP campain, ....Ask them, "do you realize that $30 million will give him the Power to really Pave the Way for FUTURE libertarians?".

Tell them its worth a $1000 just to see Chris Mathews and Hanity-Insanity and ORipely GO NUTS ! HELL that is one Cheap MOVIE date that keeps on giving!...with new you tube video after another we will be laughing YEARS from now still watching the Media SWEAT....

I want to MAKE Sean Hanity say these words..."The Ron Paul Campaign now has $30 million, more than Giuliani --cough cough, choke, cough)

That will be WELL worth a $1000 donation!

Those in the media will be KISSING some 72 year old RON Paul BUTT. LMFAO.....

And No more 7 questions to Ron vs 18 questions to Rudy. Dam right, some Respect. And that means RESPECT for Libertarians too! ALL LIBERTARIANS. $30,000,00 means RESPECT. THAT also means the RP campaign is UNDER estimating their real fund rasing potential. There are at least another 50,000 inconsistant and strange odd balls who for bizzar reasons will send RP $100, so that is another $5 million right there!

So everyone else, stop what you are doing. Think of THAT libertarian guy --- you know the one, the one who never shuts the F up, but now is strangely silent about RP campaign. GO FIND HIM.

Everyone, Find a lazy libertarian this week!!. Turn him upside down and SHAKE a $1000 out of him. Tell him HE OWES you this much just for making you listen to his Speeches for the last 10 years!

Treg