We have everything now (someone please repost this on the blog!)

We didn't have the internet.

Then we had the internet, but what are all those spammers gonna do when the debates come around?

Okay, those Paul guys might have the spammers and the debates, but what about actual cold hard cash, the lifeblood of politics?

All right all right, you Paultards can come up with some cash, as well as owning the internet and the debates, but what about the polls! You're tanking there and you'll never win a single state.

Well, now we have the polls. Gentlemen, if I might direct your attention to the Yahoo Presidential Primary Thingamajig (I'm certain that's its proper name). It lists two things: actual vote results in states where voting has happened, and poll averages in states where it has yet to happen.

Where nobody's voted yet, Ron Paul's victory is largely crushing and guaranteed. But let me post out the actual, full results.

Four days from now, on 2/9, Washington's probably going to Paul. Paul's got 35% and McCain's got 31%.

Virginia will probably give Paul 22% and 3rd on 2/12, with Romney getting 26% and McCain getting 37%. McCain's numbers are falling hard, though, and Romney's are rising faster than Paul's (who are also rising) so it could be a Romney victory with Paul taking a close second. Also on 2/12 Maryland will likely give Paul a distant 3rd place finish at 15%, but still ahead of Huckabee's 11%.

On 3/4, Paul's pulling a strong second in Texas at 31% to McCain's 35%. However, Paul's numbers are shooting upwards fast while McCain's are declining. Also on 3/4, Paul will fight Romney for second place in Rhode Island where they both are getting 20% while McCain's at 53%. Paul will also most likely take second in Vermont, his rising numbers at 29% trumping McCain's falling numbers at 23% but a questionable match for Romney's fast-rising numbers at 42%. Also, Paul's second in Ohio at 27% against McCain's 33%, but Paul's rising while McCain's falling.

On 3/11, Paul will probably take third in Mississippi with a still-respectable 23% against McCain's 25% and Huckabee's 39%.

North Carolina is a dead heat, with the slight advantage going to Paul 29-28% against McCain on 5/6. On that same day, Indiana is looking like it'll give Paul a win 33%-26% over Romney.

Nebraska looks like a Paul win on 5/13. Paul's at 49%, Romney's second with 25%

Oregon's going to Paul as well on 5/20, he has 41% to Romney's 27%. On the same day, odds are just about even for Paul, McCain and Romney in Kentucky at 28%, 28% and 27% respectively.

South Dakota's overwhelmingly going to Paul on 6/3, with Paul at a whopping 73% to McCain's 22%.

The very last primary in the nation, Hawaii on 9/20, has Paul absolutely dominating Romney 58-21%.

Now, with these encouraging numbers in sight, I bid you all to take heart and shoulder the burden for the greater fight! None of us is as free as all of us, and while this is good news, we have many miles yet to go.