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Make fun buddy
Submitted by jshowell on Wed, 03/05/2008 - 19:27
If John McCain were to drop dead today would the media: 1) Animate him like a marionette and hope no one notices until after the election? 2) Declare Hillary and Obama uncontested to win the Presidential nomination? 3) Declare Martial Law with the authority of the U.N. and run full time coverage of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton » |
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He could be...
a stuffed albino chipmunk.
Number one...
Weekend at Johnny's?
Option #2
They will go with option 2. They will just say "The Presumptive Nominee for the GOP has died today. Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama will go uncontested in November". That is unless Willie Romney unsuspends his campaign and then they will declare he is the GOP nominee.
Just look at the guy!
He's a walking corps!!!!He just
hasn't crossed over yet!Go to the light John,go to the light!
Yeah John...
The purple light. The one that keeps going "bbbbzzzzzzzzzztttttt"
Would that be the
Would that be the "Zap-a-Zombie"? Let's just hope it doesn't explode when all that wax melts into it!
#3
"Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" re-runs all day and all night.
How can the already-dead
How can the already-dead drop dead AGAIN? You mean there is a chance we might actually rid ourselves of this neocon daywalker, like killing the zombies in "Dawn of the Dead"?
Besides, even if he died (again), he would not be able to "drop" ---- all the strings his puppetmasters already use to hold him up would make sure of that!
Bumped
For Hilarity
http://killfiat.blogspot.com/
they would animate his body,
they would animate his body, make jeb bush as running mate and let him win.
he probably would be more
he probably would be more animated if he were dead!
Paul/Hilton ticket
Hmmm, Paris Hilton for VP. Instant nonstop media coverage. Automatically steal the young democratic male vote, the older democratic male vote too. She has more financial experience than McCain. She is perceived as more intelligent than former VP Dan Quail. She has foreign trade experience. She could put a big pile of money into the campaign.
"The US Constitution - That's HOT!"
Absolutely
This is the best yet. Paris Hilton for VP. That's HOT.
Hahaha, that's the funniest
Hahaha, that's the funniest thing I've read all day!
Thanks for hearty chuckle. :D
Sad but true... he he he
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Answers
1) Already happenning anyway.
2) Nope. Romney would re-enter.
3) Halfway there (the second half) already.
Halfway there first half already, too
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surely
#3 and only Ron Paul supporters would notice it.
"Endless money forms the sinews of war." - Cicero, www.freedomshift.blogspot.com