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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Paul

I posted this in another thread. unfinished.
I just wrote the last verse, so I made a thread for it..

Sung to the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song (The ballad of Jed Clampett)

Here is the Ron Paul version, by ME!

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"Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Paul
In speech after speech, he continued to enthrall
And then one day he was shootin' for some votes
But the MSM said he wasn't in their notes.

Coverage that is, Say his name, Ron Paul

Well the next thing you know 'ole Paul's a millionaire.
At twenty bucks a pop, his supporters put him there.
Sixteen hundred Pennsylvania is the place he ought a be
It's the big white house, in the land of Liberteeee

Freedom, that is. Happiness, security.

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Well now it's time to say goodbye to Bush and all his ilk.
Now all of us, we CAN afford that gasoline AND milk.
You're all invited back to play a part in historeeeeee
And have a heapin' helpin' of your wages, they're tax free

your money, that is. keep it all, Pay your debts off.

y'all come back now, y'hear?"



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Anthem Antagonistes

From the enemy camp...

Just vote for me and I'll bring home pork from Washington, D.C.
We'll soak the other taxpayers but you'll get yours for free!
We'll build you a mighty welfare state, and it will be your slave,
Offering full coverage from the cradle to the grave ---
--- the cradle to the grave!

We'll regulate small businesses, we'll tie them up in knots.
If not for the vigor of the working class, the budget would be shot ---
--- the budget would be shot!

When things turn sour we'll duck the blame, you cannot pin us down,
Not two Senators! Your Congressman (doodle loodle loot doo)!
The Pre-si-dent, or his Vice. (waa waa waah)
His Ca-bi-net,
The Supreme Court or the Pentagon!
What a slick bunch of lice!

(intermezzo)

So that's the way the system works, we'll rob the country blind,
And blame each other's party, you'll buy it every time!
The Donkey and the Elephant will patronize the pest
Who whimpers for free goodies from the public treasure chest.
"New roads! Food stamps! More benefits! Not a single user fee!"
Don't call it socialism, we say "De-mock-cracy!"
So watch the action on the floor, it's sure to make you ill;
Those lying scheming reprobates, here on Capitol Hill!

Viva Agora!
Professor Bernardo de la Paz
www.citizenduquesne.org

dynamite anthrax supreme court white house tea party jihad
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West of 89
a novel of another america
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/161155#longdescr

we need to start a song book

marching tunes, you know? Nice work!

Truth exists, and it deserves to be cherished.

on it

Viva Agora!
Professor Bernardo de la Paz
www.citizenduquesne.org

dynamite anthrax supreme court white house tea party jihad
======================================
West of 89
a novel of another america
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/161155#longdescr

Big smile here! Glad you liked it

Glad others could laugh about it too.
so, a little bump for the evening..

Thunder

"I don't endorse anything they say"
~Ron Paul On the 911 Truth movement.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGyhlNY0y1k

I like it too..lol..needed

I like it too..lol..needed that big smile you gave me...:)

OMG.

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. This is great!

Good work. Printing it off and putting it in my wallet. I may sing it for the county convention!

That last part was a joke.

Oh, go ahead and sing it..

When is your convention?

"I don't endorse anything they say"
~Ron Paul On the 911 Truth movement.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGyhlNY0y1k

lol...great.

lol...great.

I....

I love it! Awesome Job!

I like it!

Good job and made me laugh!

Bump!

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

c'mon people!!

borrow a banjo from a Huck supporter (they always keep a spare)
and SING ALONG!!

"I don't endorse anything they say"
~Ron Paul On the 911 Truth movement.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGyhlNY0y1k