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Here are 1,452 Paul Supporters. Makes me feel good! So f***g funny!.

Playmobil made a Security Check Toy..
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002CYTL2/ref=cm_cr_pr_pro...

They stopped selling it.
Why?
Read the comments!!!!!

1,452 of 1,482 people found the following review helpful:

http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B0002CYTL2/ref=dp_top_c...

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For the night crew...good laugh!

Check out these links to Amazon reviews...hilarious comments!

Ok nighty night! LOL!

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

OMG, just too fun!

a whaap-ass dose of natures best medicine..
and your'e right-all paultards whether they know it now or not!
thanks for posting.

Tank and Uranium Ore

further down...the comments about the tank are hilarious and then the uranium ore....LOL!!!

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

Difference in the Tank and Uranium Ore are MEANT to be jokes

The Security Check Point is for REAL.

But keep in mind Playmobil will only allow you to buy 9 through

But keep in mind that Playmobil will only allow you to buy 9 or less through their website.

Its because they only sell to families - for personal use.

Something about security and regulation.

It saddened me to hear

That the "Barbie Jewel of the Nile" doll was pulled out of line before she could pass through the security checkpoint. This toy profiling stuff has to stop now. I'm outraged.

Unify

This is hilarious!!

The comments are incredible. I wish I could buy one of these just for fun!! A little token of where this world is going. Did anybody get one, or know of a site to grab one of these!

Laugh for a minute!

these reviews say alot! We need a Ron Paul Revolution Playmobile!

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

I have seen this post on

I have seen this post on here for 4 days now and never bothered to read it....... I did just now and i have tears in my eyes! TO DAMN FUNNY!

But wait, there's still more

I think Playmobil is already working on this...an Abu Graib version that allows tykes to sodomize naked prisoners with blunt objects and stack them in human pyramids. Educational-icious!

Morre...........

When we first set it up we tried it with my daughters African American Magic Jewel Ken Doll and Barbie Princess of the Nile Doll but they were pulled out of line before the security checkpoint and taken to a back room for "processing."

We haven't seen them since................

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01kcqKd2Tag
Watch and feel the power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw6zhIiGCvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrHmwiMgE74
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01kcqKd2Tag
Watch and feel the power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The most amazing thing...

...if you look at the "People who liked this item also bought..." area you'll see that it's loaded with L. Ron Hubbard items!!!

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"The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theorists actually believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is chaotic..." —Alan Moore

Oddly enough

Someone who bought this toy also bought a copy of Ron Paul's "The Revolution."

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"the only thing that keeps the banking system from failing is general ignorance about how the banking system works."
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Probably not odd just amused

Probably not odd just amused by the absurdity

love the comments

Jackboots and Batons are an accessory must!

These Mums and Dads really laid it down. I like......

This toy would be a lot more realistic with about 350 people standing in line for an average of an hour. It still makes a nice set with the interrogation room.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01kcqKd2Tag
Watch and feel the power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw6zhIiGCvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrHmwiMgE74
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01kcqKd2Tag
Watch and feel the power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Comment Is Hilarious, so are some of the others

I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.
The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I've heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I'll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).

Badonkadonk Tank/ Uranium Ore

http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B00067F1CE/ref=dp_top_c...

Some people have sticker shock when they see the price of the Badonkadonk, but what did they expect? A tank for the price of a Kia? Come'on! Let's be reasonable! If you were considering a Hummer, you'd have to cough up around fifty grand. Or more. This bad boy is cheap at 19K and even my Hyundai cost more than that. This is a stone bargain, make no mistake.

Considering the driving habits of the locals in my area, I decided that trading in my sedan was probably a good idea, in fact, something that would improve my health more than eating broccoli and drinking green tea. For one thing, there is little armor on my riceburner, and one local past-time here is for SUV drivers to trundle aimlessly through stop signs while clamping their cellphones tightly to their ears, probably to avoid hearing my horn blaring and some choice swears, too. One woman in a silver SUV seems to have a fatwa against me or else a death-wish--she's run the stop sign right by my house twice while I was in the intersection and once it was on a very rainy day and she had her kids in the car. Rather than call child protective services or the police, I decided to drive more defensively. Now I cross intersections with confidence, knowing SUV's, women ignoring the road while yapping into their cell phones, possums and even Hummer limousines are hapless against the front prow of my Badonkadonk. The cow catcher design is not only aerodynamic, it is quite effective at lifting stray cattle right out of the way. more...

read more of these reviews hilarious

And then theres this!
http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B000796XXM/ref=dp_top_c...

There once was a man named Klaproth
Who cooked up some pitchblende-y broth
This bright German fellow
Mixed cake that was yellow
And found something new in the froth

He'd already discovered Titanium
Because of the size of his cranium
So not wanting to strain us
He thought of Uranus
And called his new product "Uranium"

Now Amazon's got it in stock
I'll admit that one came as a shock
An ore in a tin
Radioactive within
With a four-million year ticking clock

I just noticed while writing this rhyme
That this product ain't covered by Prime
Though small, it's got weight
So you'll pay lots for freight
And spending that much is a crime

So although I'd have wanted much more
Than this tiny container of ore
I'll have to make do
With one U 92
For my Geiger device checking chore

But if science is your main ambition
Since Amazon gives you permission
Please cover your a$$
If you want to tint glass
And you can't tell your fusion from fission

more comments...
yellow cake uranium...these comments are good too!

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

I love it

When you guys find this funny stuff. They could have at least made the inspector sitting down have legs long enough to touch the floor, to give a little bit of respect to him.

Check this one out... "It's

Check this one out... "It's Goat-tastic!". I was in tears laughing...

http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B000FH2YY8/ref=cm_cr_dp...

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"The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theorists actually believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is chaotic..." —Alan Moore

Add another SKU...

Remember the past as you look forward to today...

What you believe to be true, is true to you... "until you change your mind"

Funny!

Maked you wonder what is the matter with the people that come up with these "toys". But I guess they got told, didn't they?

its all about indoctrinating

its all about indoctrinating our children to accept authority!

not! funny

I can't believe this! Is this what our world has come to! They think that if they slip this toy in to our childrens way of thinking that this is OK!! (NOTTTT!!) They think that if our children be come acustom to this kind of thinking that this is our way of life!! (NOTTT!!) This is mind control for our children! Oh its OK, for some one to scan me, because I had a toy that let me know that's the way things are done......(NOTTTTT!!!!) I'm P##@#d!!!!

Henri, I meant the replies were funny

I am with you----this is really a disgusting example of mind control. I want my country BAaaackk!!

Mind Control Kids

This is an example of what some kids are subjected to! This is crazy and an outrage!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CgvgjfwyPs

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

Whoa, that was weird

Did not recognize the language she was speaking either. Parents are also
responsible for what they expose their kids to.

I believe she was

speaking in tongues? Anyone know for sure?