Lovely Playmobil "police state" toys...
Teach your kids how to be good alert Citizens that effectively defend the Homeland from terrorists and anti-government kooks!
(this is NOT a joke)
Playmobil: Airport Security Check-In
http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3172-Security-Check-In/dp/B0...
(same toy with hilarious reviews thanks to alaskaron)
http://tinyurl.com/2akupo
Product Description
Every single smuggler is caught at the security check-in. With a modern X-ray machine every item not allowed on board is detected. At the same time, the passengers have to pass the passenger check-in under the watchful eyes of the security staff. Only then can they start in their hard-earned vacation.
Playmobil Police Checkpoint
http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3906-Police-Checkpoint/dp/B0...
Product Description
Pull over! The traffic police have blocked the road to all vehicles. Wearing realistic uniforms and printed emergency vests, they have set up a roadblock with 4 warning lights and 2 pylons. They are also equipped with a map, stop sign, and pistols.
Buy both today and get a free life-like miniature taser! Limited time only! (joke)
Scan-It Operation Checkpoint Toy XRay
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=B000Y8BIMC/ref=nosim/...
Product Description
Scan It Operation Checkpoint Airport Security Scanner Education Resource For Children. Scan It® is an educational and creative play toy that helps children become acclimated with airport and public spaces security. The device is both a fun toy and an educational tool.
(notice the terrorist threat level color bar on the side!)
New Play VERICHIP implanter
New Play VERICHIP implanter set! Teach your kids the value and saftey of implanted RFID Chips in EVERTHING! You can implant The Dog! The Neighbor! Little Jimmie next door! you can even inplant yourself! BUY NOW!!!!!
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hilarious!
I think that the redheaded step childs will be all over these. They could practice some police brutalities against the school bullies
The...
The "Abuse of Power" Series... new from Mattel!
=)
Found...
.. a new "police state" toy and added it.
=)
I'm still waiting for the
I'm still waiting for the LEGO Detention Camp kit, including barbed-wire Silly String, Thomas the Train shackle-cars for prisoners, GI Joe "fighting for my freedom" Blackwater guards, and accompanied by the EZ-Bake oven for political dissenters.
I so want
a blackwater lego action figure with that yellow smiling face.
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"the only thing that keeps the banking system from failing is general ignorance about how the banking system works."
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lol
lol
Yeah, they can use "Wee-Ble
Yeah, they can use "Wee-Ble Wobbles" for the media
We need a "Tax-Payer Bailout
We need a "Tax-Payer Bailout Mobile"
ahh yes gotta teach those
ahh yes gotta teach those kids to be subordinate at an early age!
“A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself: but the simple pass on, and are punished.” (Prov. 22:3; 27:12 KJV)
Hey McCain-----┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐
Good Little Amerikans..
.. GLA's.
If you're not doing anything wrong then there is nothing to worry about!
Something missing?
Didn't these toys have hilarious customer reviews on Amazon.com at one time?
For Liberty!
For Liberty!
Yeah...
.. there was another play set similar to the Airport Security one that had VERY funny reviews. Can't find it now though...
Praise be to Google, it is CACHED!
I think they removed it after all the hits it got from here last week.
Here it is archived:
http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:C209Ciwx_10J:www.amazon....
if that doesn't work, try this link:
http://tinyurl.com/2akupo
RP2012!
Awesome, thanks!
Keep the humor alive!
For Liberty!
For Liberty!
Woohoo..
.. cool.. thanks!
=)
Coming Soon
Playmobil NY Governor's Play Set
"Eliot Spitzer and Kristen" play set, featuring two action figures (and we do mean action!), a well-appointed, deluxe Playmobil hotel room and exclusive Playmobil lingerie. Also, for a limited time, "angry Mrs. Spitzer" action figure included.
Available next week for $4,300.
Order now! Bank transfer or cash only.
RP2012!
why does the police
why does the police checkpoint cost so much more? does the thing come with Playmobil cocaine tucked away in hidden compartments or something?
No matter who you vote for, the government always gets in - Bill Hicks
Hmmm...
... good question!
Perhaps the RFID activated safety-locks on the pistols?
Whats next?,"NAFTA Super
Whats next?,"NAFTA Super highway playmobil'.
"Observe the masses,and do the opposite."
"Observe the masses,and do the opposite."
Playmobil Migrant Worker Flophouse?
Playmobil Migrant Worker Flophouse?
Includes dirty Playmobil water, Playmobil Fake Social Security cards, and a Playmobil box van in which up to 200 Playmobil migrant worker action figures can travel in comfort (A/C not included).
RP2012!
Or may be 50 iliegal aliens
Or may be 50 iliegal aliens figures jumping over a little fence, with 1 border partrol guard.
"Observe the masses,and do the opposite."
"Observe the masses,and do the opposite."
LOL
I like!
RP2012!