Juan mccain on the issues lets just call him poopy pants from now on.Submitted by sentinel on Tue, 04/01/2008 - 01:10
John mccain asked by the Media about his stance on merck's use of laxitives and John mccain offered that "if you use them you should really be wearing depends undergarments" he added "just in case you need to make a poopoo" which he claims he does quite often. It's embarassing but you live with it.
The head of the CIA asked but we've been intensively investigating your need to Pee in your pants and wonder if that might have an effect on your ability to run the country?
John just dribbled on himself a little and started telling ancient war stories.
John sat and thought for a minute while he discussed this idea with the other thoughts in his head and said " the voices keep telling me to go bomb something so I can't really think about what 's happening in the world when I'm so worried about what's happening in my pants. So he say's "Let's go bomb some innocent people.that'll be fun huh ?"
The scary part is that this is mostly true.
happy freaking april fools day .