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Bush Terms Recapped - Why Did The GOP Support McCain or Bush III?

1. "Mission accomplished."
2. "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job" (This was said to Michael
Brown, director of FEMA, immediately after Katrina on September 2, 2005.
This was ten days before Brown's resignation).
3. Hariet Mires

The above-referenced moments are some of my personal favorite highlights
of the Bush Administration which highlight his failures and abject
incompetence.

Here are some other highlights from Bush's resume that he will
presumably use when applying to run (unsuccessfully) another baseball
team.

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Attacked and took over two countries.
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Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
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Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
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Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12
month period.
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Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.
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First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
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First president in US history to enter office with a criminal
record.
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First year in office set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history.
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After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided
over the worst security failure in US history.
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Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other
president in US history.
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In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost
their job.
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Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in US history.
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Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month
period.
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Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions
than any president in US history.
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Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.
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Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the
Constitution than any president in US history.
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Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused
to intervene when corruption was revealed.
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Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and
refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
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Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
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Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people),
shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of
mankind. (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
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Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.
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Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleezza Rice has an
Chevron oil tanker named after her).
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Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any
market in any country in the history of the world.
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Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States.
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Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any president in US history.
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First president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the human rights commission.
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First president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the elections monitoring board.
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Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.
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Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
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First president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
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All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
donations.
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My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay,
former CEO of Enron Corporation).
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Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in
US history.
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First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign
nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
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Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less
than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly
the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
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With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
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Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
stability.
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Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
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Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding
for government contracts.
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Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or
alive'.
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Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the
leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18
months I have no leads and zero suspects.
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Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
other president in US history.
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In a little over two years created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil
war.
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Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in
less than two years turned every single economic category heading
straight down.