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Mccain asking for money: The decoded message

Yesterday somebody here posted a letter he/she received from Mccain asking for money. I took that letter and tried to decode the message within: (the original letter between the quotes )

"My Friends,"
My Sheeple

"We are all aware that next January, the political leadership of the United States will change significantly when a new president is sworn into our nation's highest elected office. "

It will be business as usual in Washington, don't expect anything new from me or my dems opponents

"It is important that the candidates who seek to lead our country after President Bush define their objectives and what they plan to achieve not with vague language but with clarity."

It is important that the candidate is approved by the MSM, the CFR and all main lobbying industries and special interests

"What I want to do is take a little time to describe what I hope to have achieved at the end of my first term as president. "

Let me roll my double talk express and BS you

"I cannot guarantee I will have achieved these things, but I am presumptuous enough to think I would be a good president."

Nothing will change in washington and you better get used to it

"By January 2013, at the end of my first term as president, America has welcomed home most of the servicemen and women who have sacrificed terribly so that America might be secure in her freedom."

By 2013, there will be a North American Union and a new currency: AMERO and you'll be serving overseas in the middle-east and elsewhere under a draft

" The Iraq War has been won and Iraq is a functioning democracy. The threat from a resurgent Taliban in Afghanistan has been greatly reduced but not eliminated and there has not been a major terrorist attack in the United States since September 11, 2001."

The Iraq will still be in Chaos and my friends can pump oil without being disturbed

"The United States has experienced several years of robust economic growth and Americans again have confidence in their economic future. "

The economy is screwed, I'll be asking Bernanke to pump more dollars into the market to kill the dollar and get us sooner than later on the AMERO. I will also make sure that children of god (the mexicans) can cross freely the borders and get your jobs since you become too expensive for corporate america

"Congress has lowered taxes and passed fundamental tax reform offering a choice in how taxes are filed. Americans, who through no fault of their own, lost jobs in the global economy they once believed were theirs for life, are assisted by reformed unemployment insurance and worker retraining programs. "

Congress will appease the wealthy and you'll loose your job and still be paying taxes, deal with it

"Public education in the United States is much improved and test scores and graduation rates are rising everywhere in the country. Health care has become more accessible to more Americans than at any other time in history. "

If you think our schools and hospitals are in the worst shape ever, wait until I'll take office!

"The United States is well on the way to independence from foreign sources of oil; progress that has not only begun to alleviate the environmental threat posed from climate change, but has greatly improved our security as well."

We'll make sure our friends pump more oil and make more profits while you'll be paying 70$/Ameros a gallon and eventually more

"Scores of judges have been confirmed to the federal district and appellate courts, including the U.S. Supreme Court, who understand that they were not sent there to write our laws but to enforce them. "

I ll make sure that the most corrupt judges will be appointed to avoid that the law get enforced and that my friend Bushy junior, his daddy and all their homies get prosecuted.

"Voluntary national service has grown in popularity in part because of the educational benefits used as incentives, as well as frequent appeals from the bully pulpit of the White House, but mostly because the young Americans understand that true happiness is much greater than the pursuit of pleasure, and can only be found by serving causes greater than self-interest. "

The draft is coming, you better reproduce like rabbits, stop using condoms for god sake

"This is the progress I want us to achieve during my presidency. These are the changes I am running for president to make. I want to leave office knowing that America is safer, freer and wealthier than when I was elected. "

I will screw you to the limit and make sure that the middle class is whipped out before I'll leave office.

"There are serious issues at stake in this election, and serious differences, but it should remain an argument among friends; each of us struggling to hear our conscience, and heed its demands. Each of us, despite our differences, united in our great cause and respectful of the goodness in each other. That is how most Americans treat each other. And it is how they want the people they elect to office to treat each other."

There is no difference between me and my dems opponents. Stop being a pussy always voting for the less evil! Be a man and vote this time for the most EVIL

"We cannot again leave our problems for another unluckier generation of Americans to fix after they have become even harder to solve. I'm not interested in partisanship that serves no other purpose than to gain a temporary advantage over our opponents. We are all compatriots. We are fellow Americans. I intend to prove myself worthy of the office, of our country and of your respect. I won't judge myself by how many elections I've won. I won't spend one hour of my presidency worrying more about my re-election than keeping my promises to the American people."

Blablablabla you jerks

"And now, I call on you to do your part in making this vision a reality. I am not presumptuous enough to think that I will be elected our next president without your help, and I humbly ask you today to make a contribution to my campaign of any amount to ensure my campaign is fully funded and able to take my message and vision directly to every American voter."

You better give me you money now! I will come and get it anyway when I am in office!

John McCain"

Screw you AH

"P.S. There are serious issues at stake in this election, and serious differences between the candidates. We will argue about them, as we should. If I am elected president, I will work with anyone who sincerely wants to get this country moving again. But I must be elected in November to do this, and that is why I ask that you join me by making a financial contribution so that my campaign can be fully funded to win in November. Thank you."

Don't vote for the dems else the terrorists will come over and eat you!
After I'll leave office, I will be in my home country Panama sipping MaeTae, screw you

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Mccain gives away military strategies to enemy.

Like those 140 sailors who died on the decks Forrestol when Mccain incompetantly set off a sidewinder .This country would certainly perish to the most dangerously incompetant man you could ever make to hold this OFFICE.

Don't you think there is truth in this?

And funny it is also! I can't stop reading it again and again and laughing lol