A Message to Ron Paul Supporters. From Bob Barr *parody*Submitted by badfish0116 on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 14:03
Hi there. I am Bob Barr ex-CIA agent and promoter of the Iraq war as well as the PATRIOT act. Just until recently I fully supported warrantless wiretapping on citizens as well as warrantless "Sneak and Peak" searches on citizens. As my message was losing support all across the country and my support was dwindling I suddenly had an epiphany . What if I am totally wrong? I promise you that I am not a "rat" jumping off a sinking ship. I am a truthful honest man just look at my voting recor.......well dont look at that but I mean come on I seem genuine don't I? I sure hope I do because thats what they taught me in the CIA. Anyways to get back to my bid to be president. I fully regret voting for a war that has cost literally TRILLIONS of dollars and MILLIONS of lives but come on nobody knew the Iraq war was based on a lie. Ok Dr.Paul along with Dennis Kucinich did as well as a large sector of Americans and the world but just please trust me.
This message brought to you by the CIA.....I mean Bob Barr