Dance! Dance! Dance!
Have you heard of the three new dances that were introduced this year?
Hillary Hustle: A dance that never gained much popularity, as the ladies were unable to find any men who were willing to accompany them on the dance floor. Hillary Hustlers have now (reluctantly) agreed to join in the Obama Two-Step. In spite of all their talk of unity, steel-toed dance shoes are recommended at this year’s Democratic Party convention.
Obama Two-Step: The latest dance craze to sweep the nation. It’s fun and easy! Just lurch to the right whenever you feel the need to do so. Don’t worry about your partner. She’s obliged to obediently follow along as you zig-zag erratically across the dance floor. That’s why she’s called your base – because she’s basically being taken for granted.
McCain Shuffle: The latest dance craze to sweep the nation. It’s fun and easy! Just grasp your walker firmly in both hands, tentatively slide one foot forward and then the other. Look over your shoulder to verify that you are still perfectly in line with your puppet master – er – dance instructor, George Bush. Repeat. Wake up partner as necessary.
LOL!!!!!! that was good! as
LOL!!!!!! that was good!
as for me and my home, we shall worship the LORD
“A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself: but the simple pass on, and are punished.” (Prov. 22:3; 27:12 KJV)
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Here's another dance!
Bushnevik Square Dance: The latest dance craze to sweep the nation. It’s fun and easy!
Swing your partner by the neck.
Throw her in Gitmo, what the heck.
Waterboard till she throws up.
Then strip her naked, and kick her butt.
That's it, son, you're doing fine.
Screw that old Geneva line.
Don't take no crap from that Red Cross.
Let 'em know that you're the boss.
Meanwhile, sic her with the big bad dogs.
Kick her in the head with your dancing clogs.
Punch her in the face till she passes out.
Then tell the world that "torture's out".
And that's the Bushnevik Square Dance.
(contributed by DanaRhea Elliot)
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Hehe,
Great satire.
Ron Paul Romp
I contacted Victor Aguilar and asked him why he didn't have a Ron Paul dance in his Devil's Dictionary. He said that he would try to think of something.
And he did! Check it out:
Ron Paul Romp: The latest dance craze to sweep the nation. It’s fun and easy! The tallest person at the dance club gets to be Ron Paul. Everybody else forms a line (the liberty line) and Paul barks orders at them: “The Constitution sez stand on one foot!” “The Constitution sez flap yer elbows like a chicken!” If Paul issues an order that is not preceded by “the Constitution sez…,” anybody who follows that order must stick their head in a bucket of ice water. More fun than the McCain Shuffle and easier on one’s toes than the Obama Two-Step! Not recommended for the unquestioningly obedient or anybody with a head cold.
www.axiomaticeconomics.com/devils_dictionary.php
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I like Aguilar's definition of "free lunch:"
There’s no such thing. For instance, the money for John McCain’s summer gas-tax holiday comes from funds for maintaining highways and bridges. But the need for repairs is still there. He’ll either raise the gas tax after the election or risk having the bridges fall down. Anyway, encouraging people to burn a lot of gas before the election (and draining the Strategic Petroleum Reserve) will just postpone their acquiring fuel-efficient vehicles and will create shortages after the election. If Americans put McCain in the White House because they appreciate the summer vacations in their gas hogs that he paid for, it’ll serve them right if they freeze to death for lack of heating oil when the snows come after the November election. See Waste.
How about
...this one?
Yup, I liked that video :-)
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;) Gotta do one for Ron Paul. The Constitution Rock? Liberty line dance? The hope hop? Corny huh
Let's have a contest...
to write a short description of one of those dances. We'll decide on the funniest (and most descriptive) one and then contact Aguilar to ask him to include it in his Devil's Dictionary of Economics.
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