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Becoming Illegal

([i]Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)[/i]

The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC , 20510

Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill’s provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in theUnited States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
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Does Pedro fit a blonde hair blue eyed guy with a red beard from

Texas. Maybe a little hair color and a shave. Yea, that's the ticket back in.

Well you fit the new

Well you fit the new government description of an islamic terrorist agent...so...i dont see any reason why you cant pass for mexican...

absolutely

me too!!

Excellent! Using humor to show the absurdity of our government.

Thanks for the laugh! It is so ironic, and sad.

Funny, but not....

I support the 'kick 'em all out" agenda......

O.P.O.G.G. - Fighting the attempted devolution of the rEVOLution
Ron Paul 2012...and beyond
BAN ELECTRONIC VOTING!!

LMAO

this is hilarious, even my neocon friends are laughing at this one. You couldn't have summed up the bill better.

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Penndel Borough needs to step up and eliminate the crime they've created by not paving and maintaining Robbins Avenue
http://will86aber.wordpress.com/2008/07/19/penndel-borough-a...

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you have neocon friends? :-)

you have neocon friends? :-)

of course

the message can't spread if we seperate ourselves.

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Penndel Borough needs to step up and eliminate the crime they've created by not paving and maintaining Robbins Avenue
http://will86aber.wordpress.com/2008/07/19/penndel-borough-a...

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Digg Everyone this is awsome

http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Becoming_Illegal
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How the heck did you add that Digg so fast? wth??? lolol

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Pls donate here Ron Paul can still win
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I got skills

you already added it when I went too. So I just posted it in the title.

bwaaahahahahaaaa this is awsome. Wow. This should be on Digg

Im submitting it now
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Pls donate here Ron Paul can still win
http://www.dvds4delegates.com/

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Freedom. Watch this video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mhmbzE1TR0s
Pls donate here Ron Paul can still win
http://www.dvds4delegates.com/

Hey, this is no joke. The

Hey, this is no joke. The way the federal government encourages illegal alien lawbreakers at every turn, I'm seriously considering changing my first name to "Arturo".

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good one

please post his response, if you get one.