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Humor

Submitted by Anarchist on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 09:41

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Have a little humor with your morning coffee.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ea0b05d406
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

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I LOVE the first one and

Submitted by krmaya on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 12:57.

I LOVE the first one and don't are for the Paris one. Unless she was making fun of herself I can't stand her!

You want funny?

Submitted by fanofwalt on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 12:32.

Here's some funny -- here's an actual headline from an actual BBC interview: Clinton urges monogamy

That is not a typo.

Excerpt:
Bill Clinton made a plea yesterday for a new emphasis on monogamy as a key element in the battle against AIDS. The former U.S. president, not noted for his ability to keep his own marriage vows, said it was very important to change people's attitudes to sex.

Preach it, Bill.

LOL

Submitted by legalizeliberty on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 12:38.

now that's funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgzfu_b6v44
http://www.dvds4delegates.com/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/57925480@N00/2660779139/sizes/l/

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What a bucket of Pawn Scum!!

Submitted by krmaya on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 12:51.

What a bucket of Pawn Scum!! Thanks for the link!

Now that truly was funny,

Submitted by Habit4ming on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 10:49.

hysterical, even...

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OMFG!!!

Submitted by oruval on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 10:10.

That disclaimer killed me.. LOL!!!!

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Math formula humor for today.

Submitted by freethepawn on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 10:06.

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z,

are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,

look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that; while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

Is it time to rethink our work ethic?