Ron Paul comedians
As i was sitting here reading the following comment(roflmao) by ProspectorSam it hit me. We need a book of jokes about the revolution for those who have been around awhile and those who are looking in from the outside. So here it is the thread to test your material. How many good jokes can DPers come up with?
p.s. ProspectorSam it was the only 600 meetups line that did me in.great post!
R4R pickup(?) lines
On August 20th, 2008 ProspectorSam says:
Bear in mind I don't "do" pickup lines, so these are all purely theoretical. Any resemblance to actual pickup lines must thus be beginner's luck. ;-P
(nodding toward her copy of "The Revolution") "You gonna finish that?"
"I support equal rights for bimetallism."
"WHAT? ..... WHAT?? ..... HEY, ROCKY LYNNE IS TOO LOUD; LET'S GO SOMEWHERE QUIETER!"
"Oh good grief. Fresno's only 4 states off my route home; you can ride with me!"
"DailyPaul, or RonPaulForums?" (a litmus test for SHOOR! heheh)
"You need any help putting on that bumper sticker? ... or, taking anything off?" (ahem!!!)
"Remember when there were only 600 meetups?"
...and of course, the big daddy:
"Oh, didn't I mention I'm a state coordinator?"
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I'm not a comedian, but...
Normally, I'm serious as a rock, but I sure had fun reading DP tonight. That particular thread had me laughing out loud all the way thru. Indeed, Sam was especially witty! We have some pretty funny ladies in our midst, too. So nice to see people light and happy and friendly during such dour times. Must be the Rally Mood priming-up ~ we soon get to be in the company of MANY kindred spirits!
had to bump - although not creative enough to add anything
!!!Truth is treason in the EMPIRE OF LIES!!!
" Single acts of tyranny may be ascribed to the accidental opinion of they day; but a series of oppresssions...pursued unalterably, through every change of ministers, too plainly proove delibrate, systematical plan of reducing us to slavery..."
Tho