Khan's: How to Bait Police Officers - Fend Off - Embarrass - Win

So I'm driving in my convertible BMW with my black Caribbean friend and I'm letting him drive because I'm hung over on some good micro beer from previous night (pure water). Naturally, we are doing nothing illegal and are taking care of some business matters. I really like black folks and feel safer around them, but the cops seemed to have other visions for they pulled in the public street behind us and walked up to us on the commercial property as we had already exited the vehicle to discover. They asked my friend for drivers license. My friend and I immediately challenged "Why?" and one of the two officers said "Come stand over here in the shade by the tree (on the public street)." We kindly decline the invitation and ask "Why?" They said "Out of state plates." Which was good enough for us so my friend showed his drivers license. My friend carries a little pouch with his valuables and the youngest officer say "What's in the bag? Can I see?" Obviously, they thought we were cocaine dealers or something because we had the nicest car in sight (if you ask me).

At this point, we start to get upset and say "No." They keep asking and my friend keeps saying "No." At this point my friend said "Go take care of business." So I dashed into the small office (as the cops had already assumed he owned the car and didn't care about me as I don't have dreads nor look like King Solomon (1:5 I am black.) I quickly educated the staff in the office to what was going on outside that "We had nothing to hide, but the police are outside their establishment breaking the law." They took out video and started taping my friend as I quickly take care of business. A this time I hear my friend again getting angry yelling "No! You can't search me!" I ran outside to stand by his shoulder. At this time, there were 6 police cars and about 20 cops as we were very close to a police station. I started to yell at them pointing at the young officer stating "There's the criminal right there (divide and conquer)!" Because we were yelling with 20 police officers a crowd of about 100 people came around. At this point one of the newest arriving older cops said "You can't just search these guys with no reason." At this point, in anger, my friend dumped his bag on the ground and all the cops looked down (except my friend and I looked at each other while the pigs eye feasted the trough, we smiled). Nothing in the bag but paperwork, keys (to his car), and some daily items. The cops seeing that all of this was being filmed and a large crowd gathered while I'm pointing out the bad cop must have jarred them. They said, "We're sorry." They said we could go. They must have done the check on my license plate by that time (yes, I am untouchable, surrounded by a network of love.)

We got back in the car and drove away waving. We did not try to piss these guys off, but we were not respectful as they were not respectful to us. All gloves were off. Doctor Paul would have never done it this way. But we all have our roles. I do it for you. Please do something for me.

As Khan does not look back in anger, we did not push the issue and will not push the issue. This is the life of someone protected by a strong force of love projected even to ones enemies. By showing no fear and dispatching negative chi when necessary. These cops tried every trick to provoke our physical action, but could not. In the end, they learned that the hornets are awake.

Peace to you all.

"Walls are stronger than the men who defend them."

Ghengis Khan