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Submitted by supporter on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 15:13
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Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

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Submitted by samadamscw on Sat, 10/04/2008 - 00:05.

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Submitted by Freedom4Me on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 23:19.

Clever! LOL

lol too friggin funny! "When

Submitted by SIERRAHPBT on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 23:13.

lol too friggin funny!

"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
-Thomas Jefferson

I am more concerned about the return of my money than the return on my money. --Mark Twain

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“A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself: but the simple pass on, and are punished.” (Prov. 22:3; 27:12 KJV)

Hey McCain-----┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐

Start that spam IMMEDIATELY!

Submitted by BeaReady on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 23:00.

Start that spam IMMEDIATELY! hahaa

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Trust in God, but tie your camel tight.

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Is this for real?

Submitted by Ragnar D on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 22:31.

"Victory for liberty! That is our goal, and nothing less. -- Ron Paul, December 17, 2007"

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Ron Paul is my President.

roflmao...

Submitted by wolfe on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 22:27.

THAT was good!

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LMAO!! SO GOOD!!!!! I

Submitted by voterp on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 22:17.

LMAO!!

SO GOOD!!!!!

I TOTALLY GET IT!!!!! EVERYDAY!! I GET THIS KIND OF SPAM!!

LOVE IT YOU ARE AWESOME!!

I get it

Submitted by ShineTheLight on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 15:21.

therefore I predict everyone will! First sentence and I was in.

THIS IS HILARIOUS!

Submitted by veeew on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 15:19.

I wonder if people will get it? This is the PERFECT analogy for what is happening. Wow, I am laughing so hard right now!!

We're so f'd :)

Submitted by supporter on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 21:58.

We're so f'd :)

No thanks, Mr Paulson

Submitted by Ivor schwartzporsche on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 15:17.

I've decided to go with a better offer out of Nigeria.

'I always think of all you canvassors and precinct leaders and delegates at the front line and caucuses.
Good luck out there &Thank you. You're a gift.

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'I always thank of all you canvassors and precinct leaders and delegates who were at the front line and caucuses.
Good luck out there &Thank you. You're a gift.