How to Install a home alarm system
Submitted by Patriotess on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 15:45
Thought you guys would enjoy this... :o)
How To Install A Home Security System =================================================== 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
"Cooter"
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Great idea how about this one
I have two shotguns that I attach to my front and back door's everynight before we go to sleep and if someone happens to open one of those door's well I guess I will have a mess to call 911 too.
We had a neighborhood block meeting and I mentioned this to our city's finest law enforcement officer's with no disapproval.
We must always defend those who we LOVE, right !
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Ha ha ha ha. Love it.
Ha ha ha ha. Love it.
How wonderful to have a good laugh.
I just sent this to both of my kids.
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Hey...it's got potential!
Hey...it's got potential! ha
All joking aside, recently wondered about people in states with heavy gun control laws...MA for one. I'm sure some will have them 'illegally' but for others, variety of reasons keeps them from pursuing it. What about keeping a paint ball gun around. We just got a good deal on used set of three with supplies so have yet to try them out. These things can be quite dangerous, painful and often leave whelts and draw blood. One of ours is full automatic. Now, that just might impress that prowler siphoning your gas :-P
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