KRANG RESCUE APPROVED, SHREDDER: “TONIGHT, I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP!”Submitted by jshowell on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 17:07
DIMENSION X — In a move sure to put millions of ninjas back to work worldwide, Lord Krang announced an agreement on a bold rescue plan to resurrect and fund the world’s largest clan of ninjas. The plan gives the Foot Clan unlimited access to the mighty Technodrome mobile battle station, prosperity-assuring interdimensional portals, peace-of-mind-guaranteeing underground drill transports, and salt-of-the-earth, blue collar hunter-killer “Roadkill Rodney” robot drones.
Krang, a disembodied brain in a robot body (or sometimes a tripod or flying chair) known for financing organized crime in New York City and elsewhere, named former Foot Clan Chief Executive Officer Oroku Saki, known as The Shredder for his aggressive negotiating style and deadly forearm blades, as President of Ninja Operations for the revived Foot Clan, which will be headquartered in Dimension X.
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