Well, at least the aliens are coming tomorrow

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The Aliens will be here tomorrow. They are from the planet Fiat. Their ships run on 6.25"x2.75" strips of paper. They may have work for us on their ship. We might be able to talk them into taking Bush, Paulson and Bernake and dropping them off at a rest stop in andromeda. Keep the fingers crossed.

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A UFO called...

LIBERTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34W-rg8jHY&feature=user

"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce and brave man, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." … Mark Twain

Darn

It is raining. I'm going to miss it.

URGENT!!!

A very bright round disk has now been detected. It is moving from the East to the West at approximately 15 equatorial degrees per hour. It is expected to be over Alambama, slightly in the Southern sky, around 12:00 pm. THIS IS IT!!!

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"Ehhh, What's ups Doc?" B.Bunny "Scwewy Wabbit!"E. Fudd
People's Awareness Coalition: Deprogramming Sequence

OMG I think I see it

It's really bright yellow. They are good. It almost looks like the sun, but we know better than that.

Breaking News! 11:00 EST! Video UFO encounter in Alabama!!

First encounter just reported!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jDcmDAUdnQ

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"Thomas Jefferson is rolling in his grave fast enough to be a new source of energy independence."~ samthurston

http://www.campaignforliberty.com/

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

IMPORTANT!!!

I've been in contact with sources in Alabama, these sources wish to remain anonymous due to the nature of the current events happening there.

Here is what is being reported: Winds blowing at varying speeds, sometimes faster, sometimes slower, sometimes not at all. High levels of H2O vapor in the air. Irregularly shaped water vapor "clouds" hanging in the sky. Furthermore, the Sun rose a little bit further to the South this morning as compared to where it had risen yesterday. ALL of these conditions had been prophesied prior to today. This is all VERY exciting!!! It looks like the real deal this time!!!

A word of caution: If you should come into contact with one of the Aliens, make certain you have and use hand sanitizer on areas where you make direct contact, ie. shaking hands ect. Also, they've been on a long trip, wear a gas mask as they'll probably smell REALLY bad.

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"Ehhh, What's ups Doc?" B.Bunny "Scwewy Wabbit!"E. Fudd
People's Awareness Coalition: Deprogramming Sequence

Here's what they claim

http://totalodds.net/alien_102936475.html

Don't believe them. They come to overfish our oceans. Their scouts have been here for years making arrangements.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin

Defend Liberty!

Who invited them?

"Victory for liberty! That is our goal, and nothing less. -- Ron Paul, December 17, 2007"

Ron Paul is my President.

If aliens take over

maybe they'll be more open-minded than our current rulers regarding the use of endocannabinoid supplements.

A lot of their crafts are..

cigar shaped.
and they are known to listen to Bob Marley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34W-rg8jHY

"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce and brave man, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." … Mark Twain

oh you tried to slip a pot smoking

joke in.. This is fun for everyone.. I would be laughing at myself too.

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I'm quite excited about

I'm quite excited about this. In my life I've experienced several types of women but never an alien woman. This could be so exciting I may leave my wife! I hope they land near my house so I can be one of the first....

Once you extra terrestrial, you never go back!

I've been EXTREMELY worried about some aspects

of this Alien visitation. Mainly, what if they don't have noses and therefore don't wear deodorant?

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"Ehhh, What's ups Doc?" B.Bunny "Scwewy Wabbit!"E. Fudd
People's Awareness Coalition: Deprogramming Sequence

It's not that different...

except for the whole telepathic foreplay thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34W-rg8jHY

"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce and brave man, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." … Mark Twain

They are here but a little lost

Showed up in New Mexico instead of Bama...

Photo: http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2775.html?theme=light

" I knew i shouda taken a left at Alberqerky" - Buggs Bunny

Arrived a few hours early

I was spring cleaning my kitchen and rearranging all the drawers, cleaning everything out. Don't know where it came from, but suddenly I looked down on the floor and a little green alien was looking up at me. I don't even remember this little guy!! Had no idea it was in my house. I thought, "OH, wow, the aliens are coming and here is one now! So this is how they arrive!"

What's going to happen when

they don't come because we have proven ourselves primitive

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Don't we already have enough aliens already?

"There can be only one permanent revolution - a moral one: The regeneration of the inner man."
—Tolstoy

"The body is but a vessel for the soul,
A puppet which bends to the soul's tyranny.
And lo, the body is not eternal,
For it must feed on the flesh of others,
Lest it return to the dust whence it came.
Therefore the soul deceives and despises."

Nah,

they will all be headed back to their countries of origin with the economic collapse.

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"the only thing that keeps the banking system from failing is general ignorance about how the banking system works."
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rully....

people who are destitute - no money or savings - are really going to journey back to their home countries where their own governments may or may not be experiencing a collapse of their own?

=]

Do you think that we would allow illegal aliens even if they came from well over 60 miles vertical. Naturalized, and we would make sure they had all their shots, get them into the social security system... tax them on their labor.

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that's right

they'll probably wait until they can ride our maglevs and enjoy our robot servants. we are pretty primitive. damn aliens, they never do anything.

Obviously

you missed the memo in zeitgeist addendum about the fembots.

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Fembots, now that changes everything

Is that why it's the "venus" project? I'm starting to come around. lol

Maybe their ship runs on paper...

and they are coming to re fuel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S34W-rg8jHY

"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce and brave man, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." … Mark Twain

From the planet FIAT

"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce and brave man, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." … Mark Twain

They're coming to take our jobs

I heard they work really cheap.

Huh?

What jobs?

" In Thee O Lord do I put my trust " ~ Psalm 31:1~

" In Thee O Lord do I put my trust " ~ Psalm 31:1~

Well, maybe they could use some help around the ship

I wonder if they offer benefits?