On a lighter, more positive note,
There are plenty of reasons to vote for the other republican candidates, and things to laud in their record. I'll think of more, but look at all the good they have done and will do:
Medicare Part D will diffuse the demographic time-bomb - just after they restrict coverage to drugs imported from China.
Illegal immigration is a serious domestic problem. How else could you afford a live-in housekeeper?
There should be no complaints any more about long lines at Customs, as long as you come back via Mexico.
They want to avoid tragedies - no one will be hurt when that bridge in Alaska collapses.
They found the best way to cheaply dispose of our depleted Uranium.
They know how to be fiscally responsible - the tax cuts expire before you will.
The dollar should be kinder and gentler so we will put a bottom on where it can go - we are making the next printing softer and more squeezable than Charmin.
Children need to be tested for mental health so the ones who need Ritalin can take it before the D.A.R.E. assembly.
We need the Law of the Sea treaty - fight them under there so we don't have to fight them over here.
Ethanol subsidies are designed to lower both the spirits and fuel economy. And we can merge the A in BATF with the Department of Energy.
The Shah's son is available, so just like we restored the Kuwati monarch to his throne we can continue to show our respect for Middle-east traditions.