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**** Bush Caught with Paris Hilton**** (Prosecute him now!)

Washington D.C. (Rooters) - George W.Bush was caught naked in the back of his limo with party girl Paris Hilton. He was on his way to a meeting with the vice president when it happened.

When the limo stopped outside a Burger Queen a Secret Service agent who's name we cannot mention, said that he was in a car behind the president's limo and noticed it was bouncing around and he thought that maybe someone was trying to kill the president.

"I didn't know what the hell was going on." he said. "I thought that maybe someone was murdering the president, and I couldn't take the chance. So I made the driver stop and I opened the door and there they were both naked. They tried to tell me that they were just playing strip poker, but I've been around and I've heard a lot of stuff over the years. I knew it was crap."

The agent went on to say that he also smelled marijuana and noticed something smoking in the ashtray. I guess we'll just have to wait and see how this story plays out. Calls to the white house have gone unanswered.

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You got me all excited—for nothing.

I thought, "Oh goodie! Some more ammunition!" What a letdown. :(

That's funny.

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Glad you liked it.

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You guys are a crack-up...

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Hey… What’s wrong with crackpots?

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Tell me what's wrong with Alaskans and I'll let you know if

there is anything wrong with crackpots! LOL

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This is a good visual

Can you just see it? Well, maybe you don't want to. The thought of George Bush naked sends me to the toilet, barf.

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The lip of truth shall be established forever: but a lying tongue is but for a moment...Lying lips are abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly are His delight. Prov 12:19,22

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