on the 1st day of xmas my true love gave to me...

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Ben Bernake strung up from a tree! On the second day of xmas my true love gave to me... ?

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My Rendition

On the first day of Christmas
my Government gave to me:
A cut down liberty tree

On the second day of Christmas
my Government gave to me:
Two talking heads
and a cut down liberty tree

On the third day of Christmas
my Government gave to me:
Three flu shots
Two talking heads
and a cut down liberty tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
my Government gave to me:
Four bailout bills
Three flu shots
Two talking heads
and a cut down liberty tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
my Government gave to me:
Five WMDs!
Four bailout bills
Three flu shots
Two talking heads
and a cut down liberty tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
my Government gave to me:
Six Wars a brewing
Five WMDs!
Four bailout bills
Three flu shots
Two talking heads
and a cut down liberty tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
my Government gave to me:
Seven Saudis hedging
Six Wars a brewing
Five WMDs!
Four bailout bills
Three flu shots
Two talking heads
and a cut down liberty tree

On the eighth day of Christmas
my Government gave to me:
Eight Chinese buying
Seven Saudis hedging
Six Wars a brewing
Five WMDs!
Four bailout bills
Three flu shots
Two talking heads
and a cut down liberty tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
my Government gave to me:
Nine Officials lying
Eight Chinese buying
Seven Saudis hedging
Six Wars a brewing
Five WMDs!
Four bailout bills
Three flu shots
Two talking heads
and a cut down liberty tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
my Government gave to me:
Ten Rothschilds reaping
Nine Officials lying
Eight Chinese buying
Seven Saudis hedging
Six Wars a brewing
Five WMDs!
Four bailout bills
Three flu shots
Two talking heads
and a cut down liberty tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my Government gave to me:
Eleven Oil rigs Piping
Ten Rothschilds reaping
Nine Officials lying
Eight Chinese buying
Seven Saudis hedging
Six Wars a brewing
Five WMDs!
Four bailout bills
Three flu shots
Two talking heads
and a cut down liberty tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my Government gave to me:
12 War drums drumming
Eleven Oil rigs Piping
Ten Rothschilds reaping
Nine Officials lying
Eight Chinese buying
Seven Saudis hedging
Six Wars a brewing
Five WMDs!
Four bailout bills
Three flu shots
Two talking heads
and a cut down liberty tree

I will sing this around the Festivus Pole..

I've Got Some Grievances... And you people are going to hear about them !!

The Advent Conspiracy...
The Conspiracy to Change Christmas Forever !!
Beware this could be unstoppable and ruin everything..Forever !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVqqj1v-ZBU

One Voice, One Vision, One Love ~ Liberty.
Good Thoughts, Good Words , Good Deeds.
That is the Ron Paul rEVOLution Creed.

One Louv. ;-)..

Now that's a version to remember!

Very clever indeed. Thanks!

3 auto company corporate jets ...

2 FRNs ...

And Ben Bernanke strung up from a tree !

2 FRNs

and Ben Bernake strung up from a tree!!

On the 3rd day of christmas my true love gave to me........?

"What country can preserve its liberties if its rulers are not
warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit
of resistance?" --Thomas Jefferson

"A government of reason is better than one of force." --Thomas Jefferson to Richard Rush, 1820

A three trillion dollar

debt, 2 FRNs, and Bernanke swinging from a tree.

“The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.”

-- Herbert Spencer

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"the only thing that keeps the banking system from failing is general ignorance about how the banking system works."
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Five (GOLDEN) RING"S

:o)

hey dude

Don't you know? You can't saying anything derogatory or threatening to Jews or Blacks.

hmmm? guess i didnt get that

hmmm? guess i didnt get that memo. how about aliens? we still allowed to make fun of them? or did they start their own Alien Defication League?

Does my burka make my butt look fatwa?