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A Very Serious Situation!

Submitted by holbrook on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:24
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WARNING FROM PAKISTAN

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military actions against Iraq continue, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and Motel 6 Managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

If all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States!

It's gonna get ugly!!!

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Very serious situation indeed

Submitted by Ralph Waldo on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:51.

This could lead to the widespread panic and stock market crash we have all been so worried about. : )