My Resume
Resume for CEO Position at AIG, Ford, GM, Crysler, Goldman Sachs, CitiGroup, and any other blood sucking company that apparently this country cannot live without:
Qualifications: Honesty, Integrity, can balance a checkbook, Leader, organizer, financial genius with a small budget, Chief Cook and Bottle Washer, and I can read, write in english and can add and subtract. A real multi-tasker....and I can even chew gum and walk.
Experience: over 30 years
Education: Masters in Dispute Settlements, Financial Crisis, Event Planning, Investments, and daily Main Street Living.
If you choose to hire me, I do promise to run your business to the ground for a fraction of what is being paid the current "dream teams" of your corporation.
I look forward to your prompt response before I end up in the foreclosure line, where there is no help, and no one knows what they are doing anyway.
imagine
if AIG, Citigroup, Goldman Sachs, Lehman Bros, Chrysler, Cheverolet, etc all got 100, even 1,000 resumes each with signed resume's applying for jobs?
HR has to entertain them. I think I'm gonna work on this to hold the HR departments to at least having to review them for legitimacy...even if they end up in the circular file....folks will be talking.....
I Love it! A bit of sarcasm mixed in with humor!
(even tho it isn't funny)
HEH HEH HEH !!!!
I have been thinking the very same thing.
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I love my country
I am appalled by my government
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I love my country
I am appalled by my government
That's a resumé for a CEO
That's a resumé for a CEO position as well as
Mayor
Governor
Representative
Senator
President
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"What country can preserve its liberties if its rulers are not
warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit
of resistance?" --Thomas Jefferson
"A government of reason is better than one of force." --Thomas Jefferson to Richard Rush, 1820
this is a real interesting proposition....
imagine if we had a movement to flood the Human Resources offices with like "resumes'". The working folks at these companies are just trying to do a job, get a paycheck....and I can tell you (my wife is in HR)....they TALK.
this would raise awareness immensely....
hmmm, may have to work on this..
lol
good luck