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*Mossad Pension Fund Lost $900 million in Madoff Ponzi Scam*

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i45161

Tel Aviv - The Israeli secret intelligence service is hopping mad after Off-the-Wall-St trader Bernard Madoff lost 95% of the Mossad's pension fund in his $50 billion hedge fund collapse.

"How come we didn't see this one coming?" the intelligence (sic) agency's CEO raged today after being told the Madoff Ponzi scam was modelled on Mossad's very own 1980s blueprint for bringing down OPEC securities.

Madoff, 69, is said to have asked for FBI protection after rumors of irate Israeli spooks sending out a posse to 'nail his thieving ass' for the pyramid scheme.




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Here is the real story

Just found it the other day!
http://www.iamthewitness.com/books/Andrew.Carrington.Hitchco...
Cows think they are free, this is no bull, the beast must be Fed, with pitchfork instead

Cows think they are free, this is no bull, the beast must be Fed, with pitchfork instead

Pure comedy Gold

But not much truth there.

The good news is....

.....the loss is tax deductible!

As Nelson Mutz would say:

As Nelson Muntz would say: "Ha, Ha!" This is a punishment from God! P.S. I just found out it was a spoof, I'm sorry. As Nelson Muntz said once: "Crud!"

Bernard Madoff

Bernard Madoff is known as the famous fraud of investment. It's funny that people are very fond of finding treasures from down under in an expectation to gain cash and expensive stones. Dreams of finding some vast hidden treasure out on some Caribbean Island is usually a byproduct of watching too many pirate movies and not researching what actually went on with them. (Most pirate raids were for primarily two things, food and booze.) Anyway, a lot of people are looking for where Madoff stashed his loot, and they'd get some short term loans to try and find out just where it was he hid it. It is highly unlikely that he hid a treasure chest full of cash and bond coupons, so anyone looking to get out the metal detector will just have to get used to disappointment – as they won't likely find any of his hidden treasure.

so did they smoke his sorry

so did they smoke his sorry ass yet? id think mossad woulda treatred him like a Palestinian with a rock: that is : you shoot a fucking missle at it.

Justice!

The Roots of Violence: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Knowledge without character, Commerce without morality, Science without humanity, Worship without sacrifice, Politics without principles. – Mahatma Gandhi

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"The essence of freedom is the proper limitation of government". ~ Founding Fathers

oh - I responded too soon (before I read the article)

LOL!

The Roots of Violence: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Knowledge without character, Commerce without morality, Science without humanity, Worship without sacrifice, Politics without principles. – Mahatma Gandhi

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"The essence of freedom is the proper limitation of government". ~ Founding Fathers

Thanks for bumping Rhonda

*and for making me smile*

I am the same I bump sometimes after I read first couple of lines+title...passion to make things right.

http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/57925480@N00/2660779139/sizes/l/

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Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

LOL!

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"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." -- Joseph Goebbels

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"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." -- Joseph Goebbels

Anyone knows more on this??

Bush signs order to protect the Madoff investors.
It's just a line on a news broadcast Al Jazeera.

One big Zionist plot which perhaps was hoped never got found out?

another bailout?

...so now they gonna bail them out using TAX PAYERS money?

http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/57925480@N00/2660779139/sizes/l/

LL on Twitter: http://twitter.com/LibertyPoet
sometimes LL can suck & sometimes LL rocks!
http://www.dailypaul.com/203008/south-carolina-battle-of-cow...
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

Wouldn't be surprised if that is so

but I can't find anything in USA press about it, yet. Just saw on it the Al Jazeera news.

Just proves that the only homeland of a dedicated Zionist...

is the outer darkness.

At any rate, there sure were a lot of Jewish

people who trusted their tribesman just because he was one of them. Utah has a high rate of failed start-ups businesses and multi-levels, and bankruptcies because the Mormons can't stop trusting their own too much. It's so easy to con your groupies.

I wish!!!

I'd love it if AIPAC and the Southern Poverty Law Center lost all of their money, also!!!

how about

Every Congressman and Senator who voted for the criminal bailout(especially of course Obama and McCain)

http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/57925480@N00/2660779139/sizes/l/

LL on Twitter: http://twitter.com/LibertyPoet
sometimes LL can suck & sometimes LL rocks!
http://www.dailypaul.com/203008/south-carolina-battle-of-cow...
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

Damn your high hopes

Spoof and the onion need to burn in hell for making me believe.

http://killfiat.blogspot.com/

Oh, come on!

Why can't that be real?

grain of truth would be enough

actually there could be some truth to that...when you look at the list of victims.
Guess AIPAC will not set up a defence fund for him LOL

http://www.votenader.org/blog/2008/09/10/statement-to-ron-pa...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/57925480@N00/2660779139/sizes/l/

LL on Twitter: http://twitter.com/LibertyPoet
sometimes LL can suck & sometimes LL rocks!
http://www.dailypaul.com/203008/south-carolina-battle-of-cow...
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15