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Teacher Arrested

Teacher Arrested

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

'Let there be no doubt, al-Gebra is a problem for us all,' the Attorney General said. 'They desire solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values . They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle.'

When asked to comment on the arrest, President George W. Bush said, 'If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Maths Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.'

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.



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perhaps the best post this day

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Good one

I chuckled a non-offensive but genuine chuckle. A solid feel-good chuckle. I shall forward that to my math teacher friend.

Very very cute...

...thanks for the giggles...

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Very clever, indeed!

Laughing at work!

Thanks for the laugh,you had

Thanks for the laugh,you had me at first.

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yeah me too...

I even got past the first "al Gebra"...LOL

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I am far too old to be

I am far too old to be laughing so hard.....


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