Top Ten reasons a Gun is better than a
Submitted by sharpsteve on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:55
A little gun humor.
Top Ten reasons a Gun is better than a Girlfriend/Wife
10. You can trade in your old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can have one gun at home and another when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out.
7. One gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun stays with you even when you run out of ammo.
5. Guns don't take up much closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. Your gun will never ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind when you go to sleep after using it.
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
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Top ten reasons a gun is better than a boyfriend /husband
10. It doesn't go soft on you when you need it most.
9. You can leave it in the drawer until you need it.
8. You don't need a friends gun because one gun is as good as another.
7. You don't need a gun's permission to spend your money.
6. A gun's ego doesn't need to be stroked.
5. A gun doesn't stink up the bed.
4. A gun doesn't shoot until you pull the trigger.
3. A gun earns respect.
2. A gun doesn't judge you.
1. A gun empowers you.
Touche! LOL Well, there seems to be enough trouble in the world that we don't need to encourage trouble between the sexes but I guess this is somehow trying to lighten people up. Not sure if it does but willing to participate because I like a challenge. Hope I didn't offend anyone not my intention.
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Great response
I was wondering what the male version would be.
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I thought some humor would be good
We could all use a laugh.
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Great, now you've done it.
Now we're gonna get top 10 reasons of why a cucumber is better than a man.8)
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lol....... only for those of
lol....... only for those of you who can't compete with the cucumber!
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