Boycott Obama coverage

I refuse to watch anything related to Obama's inauguration. I have several reasons.

First, I am an Obama Truther. I am one of those who believes he is ineligible. I wall not watch this man take an oath to uphold the Constitution when he knows that same Constitution does not allow him to hold the office of President.

Second, I don't necessarily believe the reports of hidden hypnosis techniques in his speeches. I do know there seems to be a mindless following and something has to account for that. A friend of mine said he cried all night with joy when Obama won the popular election. This guy is the most cynical atheist I know and he told me he was crying like a baby. Mass hypnosis might account for his bizarre behavior and the behavior of the other Obama zombies. No one's going to hypnotize me!

Third, I will not watch as the press continue to ignore their journalistic responsibilities as unbiased reporters of events and whore themselves to the machine as agents of propaganda. What they are doing is the largest infomercial of all time selling something that is all glitter and no gold. In fact, it is radioactive and toxic waste packaged as a cute cuddly plush toy that makes you feel good when you hug it. That warm and fuzzy feeling is your guts being cooked. I like my guts!

Fourth, I know that my brain will be much better off for avoiding it. I have no doubt that my brain would be less damaged if I were to spend the entire time watching an uninterrupted marathon of Boobah. In fact, there are very frightening similarities between Boobah and the Obama campaign. They chant Boobah over and over just like the Obama zombies chant Obama but don't really know why.

Finally, I will not watch as the United States of America is turned into an Obamanation. Sounds a bit like abomination doesn't it.

I'm not telling you not to watch, but I do think you'll be better off if you avoid it like I am.