India to launch cow urine as soft drink

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Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.
The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.
Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".
"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

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Friday Knights

'Does have a little wang in it'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMiPjnNF7Dc

Bovine urination, the new

Bovine urination, the new "tasty" in Organic Recycling!?!!?? Just, please don't munch on the recycled Cow Chips....

Ummm, Question...

... if cow, umm, water is so healthy, then why are the cows excreting it? Sorry to ask this, but, why don't they just lick it right back up?

This sounds like some kind of early April Fools joke to me; but then, what would I know? I'm just an Indian guy who eats beef occasionally :-)

My wife use to have a

My wife use to have a Gourmet food shop and a catalogue she got from Japan had Whale Anus you could buy (very expensive). She never ordered any, but she did sell Chocolate covered Bees and Ants.

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Whale Anus you could buy (very expensive)

Thanks for making me laugh this morning*)

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Japan has them beat !

Pocari Sweat (Hard Days Sweat)

Pepsi Ice Cucumber

Hot Calpis

Coolpis

Mother's Milk

Black Vinegar Juice Bar: dispenses acid trips

Coca-Cola Water Salad

Diet Water

Final Fantasy Potion

BM Coffee

Deepresso Coffee

GOD Coffee

Kidsbeer

http://inventorspot.com/articles/ten_bizarre_japanese_soft_d...

Tell me about it!

We have 31 ice cream flavors they have 101 . One being "raw" horseflesh flavor. mmmmm...or what about shrimp flavored ice cream....

http://www.who-sucks.com/food/101-frightening-ice-cream-flav...

From the site...

"BM Coffee - Nothing beats a good BM to start the day!

BJ Coffee - I stand corrected."

beautiful

how can any country compete against them.
Thanks for posting.

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I drank some of that stuff

And it all tasted pretty good. I don't remember the names which one was what, but I like a peach (Momo) flavored whatever ?

Most people think of sake as the country’s indigenous alcoholic beverage, but in today’s Japan, the drink called shochu now outsells sake.

The word shochu is written with the Chinese characters for “fiery liquor”. Until about 30 years ago, many people considered it rotgut that was the beverage of choice of old geezers from the country who sat on the floor in their sweat-stained undershirts and knocked it back straight.

Thanks patriot

I used to live in Italy for 4 years and was wondering why people drink wine with every meal......well.....the answer is because they want to have a long life-span being healthy.

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My wife's home island and Shochu

Kamato Hongo was born on a small island in the southern Amami Islands called Tokushima in 1887, when Japan was still in the throes of its conversion from an isolated pre-industrial feudal country to a modern democracy. She had seven children, 27 grandchildren, 57 great-grandchildren and 11 great-great-grandchildren when she passed way at age 116. She practiced teodori (a type of traditional slow dance that uses hand movements), ate a fairly traditional diet of fish, local vegetables and soy products, and drank green tea. She never smoked but counted drinking a glass of local shochu liquor as one of her favorite things. The island Tokunoshima has also produced allegedly the oldest man ever on record, Shigechiyo Izumi, who died at the age of 120 in 1986.

Note: I met Mr. Shigechiyo Izumi in 1985 and a local Shochu Distiller uses his name on their Shochu, "Long Life".

that is beautiful

my last sip(on this day)of German beer Holsten malbock is to your wife*)
Salute*)

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Kampai

Salute ;)

Saluto~in Italian

May this Salute kiss your soul*)

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I could see it now..............

CHEER'S!!!!!!!...........Just hope it's not serve piss warm..

"Observe the masses,and do the opposite."

"Observe the masses,and do the opposite."

And the good Doctor is concerned about

pasteurized milk..
Think the FDA will allow imports?

mmm...

cow pee...

P.s.- why do your favorite athletes pee on their hands?

I'm being serious....

http://www.slate.com/id/2100652/

hahaha too funny

They should ship some here

And label it "Obama- The drink of the one"

Dalai oBamaDew? Perhaps there's an opportunity here. Even

Billy Beer had its own short claim to fame, but he was only the brother of a president. oBamaEffluence? L'essence d'Obama? Yeah....that sounds nicer.
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LOL

I want to get a t-shirt with this to give away to my dem friends.

anyways I know this will never get to the front page.
peace patriot*)

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Marketing idea

If they put it in Coors Lite cans, no one will know the difference.

But come on now. Which would you rather drink? Cow pee, corn syrup, or Aspartame?

good point

I choose cow urine for health and Liberty*)

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i dont know the

science behind it, but the idea souds disgusting! many people worship cows over there and consider it a blessing to roll in cow crap and piss, so it should do well. by many i dont mean all, i know an old lady who is from india but doesnt worship them.

OHHH OBVIOUSLY!!!

Would you like a Slushy?....LOL!!

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Well..Honey is made out of

Well..Honey is made out of bee vomit- so why not right?

Wo wo wo back itup!

Yr comment made me barf a little so I did some research...

Bee vomit implies this bee got sick and threw up out of it's stomach. Bee Regurgitation (honey) is when the bee stores it's nectar in a compartment separate from the "true stomachs" where enzymes break it down into honey. OKAY??

Geez, I thought I had to stop eating honey from now on . Whew.....

I agree

we are laughing here but this is pure food organic chemical-free unlike Coke and other soft drinks....

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gross.

gross.

you gotta be kidding!

That;s disgusting, but in a way, it would be the perfect beverage to go with a hot dog!

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END the FED before it ENDS US