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Jive Dadson: My personal vanity thread

I don't actually have anything to say. I just want to see my moniker in a headline on Daily Paul.

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who cares

I just started a Jesse Ventura for president 2012 campaign.(see my post below)

peace patriots*)

"(Better) to be confused in the search for truth than fully confident and sound asleep in a dream of lies." ~ Michael Nystrom
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Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

Give Him A Big Hand

Is this the ditty you were humming ?....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEeeGMpM_Nk

... a real toe tapper, makes you jump for joy. ;-)

Fun thread

Close...but I say what he really wants

is one of these...he craves a daily strike on the kazabo!! lol!
http://www.phoenixmasonry.org/masonicmuseum/demoulin/images/...

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"I truly wish that real life would no longer surpass the worst excesses of my nightmarish imaginings... Arthur Silber **

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

What a lovely device...

Is that a mushroom cloud next to his bum, in the illustration?

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You have to read the description!! lol!

Enlarge the photo until you can read the description !!

"with this machine the candidate cannot kick his own pants while wearing them but can have them spanked where his mother used to apply the sole of her slipper..."

LMAO... you have to read the whole description!!!
" the cloud" is just trying to show the paddle "in motion"

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"I truly wish that real life would no longer surpass the worst excesses of my nightmarish imaginings... Arthur Silber **

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

bump

for the underrated pointless vanity posts.
Just so you know Jive,
You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darnit, people LIKE you!!!
BTW what are your thoughts on "Octo-mom" or American Idol having four judges instead of three?

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Upstanding ...

Jefferson, you BIG suck up you ... such a goody two shoes.

http://www.dailypaul.com/node/84401#comment-918359

Next we'll have vanity jive-talking rebuttals....

.............that's what I'm waiting for. ;-)

Jive talkin'....the 1975 version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKEE-Htgs-w

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I'm just guessing

but, I'm pretty sure YOU were the inspiration for this thread.
You knew that though...
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I'm sure I can find you something to do

Now that your objective has been met.

I admit the stock market has become boring.

IMissLiberty

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lol!

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"Oh stewardess, I speak jive"

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One of my all time fave scenes with the Beav's mom!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xHPU6NulM
Airplane! - "Oh stewardess, I speak jive"
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The Jive Dudes, a mystery illness, and Barbara Billingsley...

Attendant:  Can I get you something?
Jiveman 2:  S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant:  I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman 1:  Cutty say he can't hang.
Woman :  Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant:  Ohhhh, good.
Woman :  He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman :  Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman 2:  What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman :  Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don gono brains anyhow.

lol..............

lol.............. lmao!

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"you ever seen a grown man naked ?" ~ lol

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joey we have something special here for our special visitors ...

you ever been in a cockpit before ...

you ever seen a grown man naked ...

joey, you ever hang around the gymnasium ...

http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=128&qid=1573

;-)

One of my favorite lines from the naked gun.

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may be be better than a fema camp ...

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"have you ever been in a turkish prison?"
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No more! sweartogod I'm stopping, for everyone's sake. ;-)

Fame is fleeting, Jive. But true ugliness is eternal. ;)

(C'mon, you KNOW I'm kidding, right?!)
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"The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theorists actually believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is chaotic..." —Alan Moore

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"The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theorists actually believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is chaotic..." —Alan Moore

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis... er, Jive!

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"The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theorists actually believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is chaotic..." —Alan Moore

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"The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theorists actually believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is chaotic..." —Alan Moore

Are you sure

your not Rhino?

I am gross and perverted, I'm obsessed and deranged, I have existed for years but very little has changed, I'm the tool of the government and industry too. Have you guessed me yet??
I'm the slime oozing out from your TV set.

Where's the proof?

Without a YouTube to back up this post, how do we know it's really THE Jive_Dadson? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5pkkAhETYg

Ok, that's done it

I've been humming this song for an hour, getting ready for work. My cubicle mates will be sorry if I can't get it out of my head...

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Takes me back

I used to play that song on both KVET (before it went country) and KHFI in Austin, Texas. Alas, KHFI is no more.

Ĵīɣȩ Ɖåđşŏń

"Fully half the quotations found on the internet are either mis-attributed, or outright fabrications." - Abraham Lincoln

I'm happy to see you

I have missed you and your YouTubes. One day, I hope we meet at that tavern and I can personally Thank YOU for making the rEVOLution an event I will never forget. Piaci's on Redwood Ave In Fort Bragg is a good tavern....

lol.

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Sure, here goes

Is that your real name, or are you a radio 'personality?'
And why are those tissues wadded up in your pants?

Colchester, New London County, Connecticut

Best comment so far!!!

"And why are those tissues wadded up in your pants? "

LMAO!!! Almost choked on my coffee!!.

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"I truly wish that real life would no longer surpass the worst excesses of my nightmarish imaginings... Arthur Silber **

"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd