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CATS do exist (Here's the proof!)

If you are going to read this it will not make sense unless you read to the end.

This is written this in defense of all of us on this site. It is written because we all have talked conspiracy, but as we all know when we talk it, we automatically set ourselves and our message up to being ridiculed and slandered. That in itself is not so bad. What's bad is that quite often very valid and important information becomes suppressed or distorted in the process. Thus understanding the meaning of conspiracy and how it quite often can be the the stimuli that provokes conflict will help us understand the nature of what were dealing with and, thus, how to develop a stronger and more effective argument to help build our case.


It seems using the word conspiracy always seems to touch a nerve with the so-called anti-conspiracy folk. Why is that so? If we look into the dictionary "Newspeak," we see the word "Bellyfeel." What does "bellyfeel" mean? It means to react from the "gut," or at gut level, but not logically from the mind. For many times this is why people who claim to be anti-conspiracy minded have simply been programed by the media to have a gut level reactionary response to avoid any mention of the word conspiracy. Other times they could be agent provocateurs intentionally attempting to misdirect conversation, or keep selected topics covered up. It seems it’s OK when others, speak of conspiracies, but if anyone else should mention one that they don’t want out or don’t want to acknowledge to themselves, all of the sudden you get accused as being a sky is falling chicken little, a kook, or even being a dreaded conspiracy theorist.

The fact is conspiracies do exist and those who accuse others as being a “theorist” should look up the definition of “conspiracy” before they accuse.......... Then look in the mirror.

Here is how it is: There are three major forms of conspiracy, which most people here, only know of TWO. They are: 1) A common conspiracy, in which two or more collaborate in secret to do evil. 2) A subjective conspiracy, i.e. a “theory,” and, 3) “The open conspiracy,” which is what most people do not know about and is what we are dealing with -most of the time-. It is called the open conspiracy because it is out in the open, for all to see, to such a degree that it is in everyone’s face. The book "The Open Conspiracy," was written in 1928 by George Orwell, basically prophesing that this would eventually take place.

One of the best recent examples of the open conspiracy is when George Bush was accused of plotting to form a North American Union superhighway. His response was, “How can it be a conspiracy, when its been on the internet, for all to see?”

With that said, conspiracies exist and are all around us all the time. They exist like every bit of a cat exists. A cat exists not because the critter should or should not meow, but because it embodys the definition of what it takes to be a cat. Likewise, conspiracies exist NOT because the conspiracy may or may not be a theory, or everyone already knows about it, or if very few know about it. It does not matter if the conspiracy is secret or not. It does not matter if the conspiracy may be old or brand new. BUT conspiracies exist because of the criteria of the DEFINITION and when that criteria is met: "Two or more collaborating in secret to do evil."

The point to all of this is, that when one is talking conspiracy, they're more than likely to be talking about the open conspiracy. Thus, without knowing or utilizing the conspiracy "type" in its proper context, leaves the door open to the message becoming debased, loosing it's credibility and loosing your argument.

To sum up:
Win your argument by clairifying the definition.


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And when does conspiracy become agenda?

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." John F. Kennedy

"It is your duty as loyal Americans to Shut up."– Bill O'Reily

Mathew 5:9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

Nice question lynnopoly! Conspiracy is the plan to implement

an agenda, I think. But, it could also be a relative thing; what's conspiracy to us is agenda to them. Imagine elites trying to convince each other that the people are conspiring to ruin their plans, right? I like this kind of question.

Do you happen

to have a clip of George Bush saying that?



Truth exists, and it deserves to be cherished.

That was a pathetic meow, :-)



A very good explanation, Doug.

The word "conspiracy" is used to marginalize, and yet conspiracies abound in many ways. The intent of labeling people as conspiracy freaks, is to try to cause a knee-jerk reaction for sheeple to ignore the truth of what is being said.

Thanks and well said

"Knee-jerk" = With an instaneous click of a mouse a treasure of vital information becomes nonexistant.

Why two or more?

One person cannot conspire because the definition requires two minds or more to plot together.

"The anti conspiracy crowd"

They must be left in the trenches, sucking their thumbs in their preferred fetal position.
There is only time to awaken those that have the gift of common sense.
Don't cast your pearls before swine.

The 2nd amendment.
The ORIGINAL Homeland Security

You're deserving of your

You're deserving of your SN!

Ventura 2012

Ventura 2012

I have medical experience, may I clarify?

While it does appear to the laymen to be a fetal position, this is not quite accurate. These people have contorted themselves into the much more intractable cranio-rectal inversion position, wherein they obtain nutrition only from the sh*t they suck from their own rectum, as their lips are now approximately 3 inches inside their own cavity. Tragic condition, almost no hope for recovery.

Truth exists, and it deserves to be cherished.

Re: I have medical experience...............

Wow, sadly to say, I didn't see the prognosis deteriating so rapidly. Are those in which you speak mainly of the verity of the talking heads on major talk radio?

lol... don't worry about

lol... don't worry about it...

"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."
-Thomas Jefferson

I am more concerned about the return of my money than the return on my money. --Mark Twain

Re: Sometimes its a conspiracy of one

You said to Armor of Christ, you're link is a joke. Don't quite know how to take that in that perspective. Anyways we are talking about definitions here. YOU can SAY one person can conspire, BUT a conspiracy, by definition, still takes two or more.

OMG--I am so sorry--That's NOT what I thought I linked!

I thought I linked to a jpg of two cats eyeing each suspiciously.
My apologies. I actually agree with you about most conspiracies, but thought two cats were funny. I am so sorry.

Re: OMG............

It's all right. You got a link to the cats pic?

I'm afraid to link now because something else might come up

I did a google image search of cat + conspiracy to find it. I think it might have been originally posted on icanhascheezburger--a LOL cat macro site


Don't worry about it. I thought it was funny how someone could respond that way :)

Ok-thanks for understanding

I going to go now for a while. ;-)

You're the one who brought up cats

Just trying lighten it up a bit. This image was the first thing I thought of.

Re: You're the one who brought up cats

The first thing you thought of? Well Estiv maya rtiv.

Did I somehow touch a nerve? What provoked you to respond so strangely? Was it something to do with cats or something else?



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There must be two or more people involved in some crime or tort in order to get a charge of conspiracy .


The act of conspiracy take two or more, working together.

click on the link

it's a joke