DOW up 75! Pump faster! FASTER!!!

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Faster you fools. it's dropping again!

Up 63....

Up 47....

FASTER!!!

The moral to this story is, you have to fix the tire before you try to re-inflate it.

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Looks like they're out of breath.

lol

"Free government is founded in jealousy, and not in confidence; it is jealousy and not confidence which prescribes limited constitutions." Thomas Jefferson, Kentucky Resolutions of 1798

Joke of the day

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What's the difference between the U.S. economy and the Titanic?

The Titanic had a band.

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11:28 AM

In The Red!

Bernanke just has to open his mouth and the market responds with perfect predictability. I could have made a fortune just gambling on his scheduled testimony dates.

beephree

"We're gonna need a bigger pump."

Just tapped negative territory 11:07 AM EST

don't worry

Geitner and Bernanke are supposed to speak today, that should really tank it good - always does.

yup

Ron Paul is my President

Ron Paul is My President

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Good analogy.