A Few things I don't like about the Scottish

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Kilts, bagpipes, and complaining too much.

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Can You Tell A Scottish Policeman To F*** Off?

Yes you can - see the link:

Scottish Court rules: "F*** off" is not an insult

I apologise for bumping this back up. It's just my version of 'information war" :-)

Scots-Irish

"Call this war by whatever name you may, only call it not an American rebellion; it is nothing more or less than a Scotch Irish Presbyterian rebellion." - A Hessian Officer
"Born Fighting"- James Webb

Those annoying chins!

I have some scottish blood in me, my husband has some in him, so my kids have their share (along with the chin). And my daughter is in love with a scot. I keep warning her about their future children having the chin, with that amount of scot genes, they will all have chins like Jay Leno.

Mike...is this you? Whats under that kilt? lol!

LMAO! This one made me think of you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IUYv8vVo_o&feature=related

Thanks for the laugh this morning...now go out and toss a few logs!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I9dg99ATnA
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"I think we are living in a world of lies: lies that don't even know they are lies, because they are the children and grandchildren of lies." ~ Chris Floyd

Haggis

sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately three hours.

Fortune Favors the

Fortune Favors the Bold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgzC-l_lmUU

somebody already posted. haha

Fortune Favors the Bold

The problem isn't the Scots, it is scotisom.

The scotist have taken over the Scots. :)

"What was taken from the boomers, it ain't there, what was taken from the X'ers it ain't there, what is being taken from their great, great, great squared grandchildren it ain't there. Some generation just has to have the guts to quit passing it on." Me

*May the only ones to touch your junk, be the ones you want to touch your junk.*

And cheap?

At least that's what I've heard. :):)

I know at times

I feel a little scotch-ish.. but that's Glenfiddich's doing ;)

I might be scottish,

and just not know it yet ;)

The DP is proof that the grassroots support for Ron Paul and his peaceful message of individual liberty is large, real, and not going away!

lol. i'm not.

i've got irish in me.

Try eating Haggis


You'll have a whole plateful of reasons.

Complaining is an art...

that only the Scottish have mastered. If you can't complain then you're not thinking. And if you're not thinking, then don't complain. I love the sound of bagpipes, individual you know. And my kilt is in my families' ancient hunting green.

Assert Your Authority

Assert Your Authority

I love kilts

& bagpipes. Hearing Amazing Grace played by a lot of bagpipes always brings a tear to my eye.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oUF86IjU4c

Obama = O.ne B.ig A.ss M.istake A.merica

Obama = O.ne B.ig A.ss M.istake A.merica

That is my ringtone..

:O)

i know!!!!

me too!!!!!

they ruined scotland!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgzC-l_lmUU

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woo hoo!

dude, I'm rolling on the floor

laughing, the simpsons are my fav show but that one I don't remember, that was awesome!

http://scottishkyle.blogspot.com/

Are you talking shit about scots?

You just made an enemy for life!

well

most of the food does taste like wet chalk.

lol

nice.

I'm scottish too...

Lumsden
MacIntyre
MacBain
MacGuilvry

ahhh Mike..Sir Walter Scott said this of my clan..

By the way...not to much whining or moaning around here...you must have had some bad scotch...LOL

MacGregor's Gathering

The moon's on the lake, and the mist's on the brae,
And the clan has a name that is nameless by day;
Then gather, gather, gather, Gregalach!
Gather, gather, gather.

Our signal for fight, which from monarchs we drew,
Must be heard but by night in our vengeful halloo.
Then halloo, halloo, halloo, Gregalach!
Halloo, halloo, halloo.

Glen Orchy's proud mountains, Kilchurn and her towers,
Glen Strae and Glen Lyon no longer are ours,
We're landless, landless, landless, Gregalach!
Landless, landless, landless.

But doomed and deserted by vassal and lord,
MacGregor has still both his heart and his sword.
Then courage, courage, courage, Gregalach!
Courage, courage, courage.

If they rob us of name and pursue us with beagles,
Give their roofs to the flame and their flesh to the eagles!
Then vengeance, vengeance, vengeance, Gregalach!
Vengeance, vengeance, vengeance.

While there's leaves in the forest and foam on the river,
MacGregor despite them shall flourish forever.
Come then, Gregalach! Come then, Gregalach!
Come then, come then, come then.

Though the depths of Loch Katrine the steed shall career,
O'er the peak of Ben Lomond the galley shall steer,
And the rocks of Craig Royston like icicles melt,
Ere our wrongs be forgot, or our vengeance unfelt.

Then halloo, halloo, halloo, Gregalach!
Halloo, halloo, halloo.

Unfortunately, I think we're headed for a repeat in history, only this time it won't be us MacGregor's, it will be all of us who believe in Liberty and Freedom for all and federal government chains for none.

yo

you know you're a dailypauler when you already know who posted the thread before you actually read it.

mike.. i knew it was you. lol

The slogan press on has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race. No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.

- Calvin Coolidge

Personally I think that

Scotch tape is way over rated and way over used. The $hit's weak. Gimme duct tape anyday over that weak transparent glorified sticky film.
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I read your whole blog

then I figured out it was your sig.

no mention of duct tape.

So... I have used duct tape to fix a leak in my copper pipes once. The first time I sweated it I was too drunk and really buggered it up.
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