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Swine Flu move over, make way for the ZOMBIE FLU (N1Z1)

Submitted by TxRedneck on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 20:10
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"After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” "

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

( I guess the Pig Flu just wasn't scaring people enough...)

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look at the URL

Submitted by whiskersoulstain on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 17:37.

look at the URL

Jeeze right after the attack of S1D1

Submitted by visible51 on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 16:32.

S1D1 = Socialism for Dumbed down Americans, hit on Nov 4th 2008 infecting nearly half the country.

Symptoms include chanting "Obama" "change" and "yes we can" & worshiping messianic actors.

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I am not worried

Submitted by wraiththirteen on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 16:07.

I have read zombie survival guide and I have defeated a mansion full of zombies with my thumbs, then I defeated a city of zombies with my thumbs. Then I defeated a nation full of dinasoure zombies with my thumbs. So bring it on.

Alert N1S1!:George A. Romero had this idea pegged in "Night of..

Submitted by SteveMT on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 15:51.

the Living Dead" except he used X-rays from space!

This "Zombie"-making factor may be in the vaccine coming our way, you can bet on it. Another reason to just say "No."

Maybe there is a "Sheeple"-making factor, N1S1! They already received their dose. That's why we have not been able to get through to them using logic. We need an anti-Sheeple factor virus!

Whew! You really had me

Submitted by Boscovius on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 15:09.

Whew!

You really had me going for a minute!

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp

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Submitted by sentinel on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 16:39.

name. This is not a place for vulgarity.

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Submitted by e_goldstein on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 16:34.

Please familiarize yourself with the following.

http://www.dailypaul.com/node/78343

Thanks.

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Ewwww....Cpt Shittyballs....

Submitted by loyaltothecrazyuncle on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 15:12.

and I thought that I was coarse...

it's real...

Submitted by Big Naughty on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 21:28.

you know how i know? it's because i have it and i want your brains!!!! brains!!!

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ha ha

Submitted by monsantolover on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 21:21.

killer

Hoax

Submitted by veeew on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 20:29.

This almost caused a family fight. Ignore this.

HOAX

Submitted by mrbengal on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 20:23.

Don't fall for it, not real story.
http://www.islandcrisis.net/2009/05/h1z1-zombie-swine-flu-ho...

Maybe they should name it

Submitted by The Granger on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 20:16.

Designer Flu because it's looking Sooooooo designed. My goodness. Zombie Flu... wow

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Its a

Submitted by TxRedneck on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 20:22.

Its a hoax...

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No it's real! I shot one

Submitted by Bob Smith 1234 on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 20:29.

No it's real! I shot one with a 12 gauge just the other day. You have to shoot them in the neck and separate their head

Thanks, I thought

Submitted by brainon4u2 on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 17:05.

I would need a silver bullet and I believe I will need my silver for other things.