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this is a hoot!

Submitted by sunny on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 14:07
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a laugh for ya!

http://organizationsandmarkets.com/2009/02/25/21-economic-mo...

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I love Italy

Submitted by sleepdog on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 14:19.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

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Good one.

Submitted by chonk123 on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 14:16.

Like the one about no cows but a democracy. Kinda sad though.

I like this one.

Submitted by sentinel on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 14:13.

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

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