The Awful Truth About Taxation!

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Be sure to read all the way to the end.!!!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax this lass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which 0ne's laid.

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service FeeTax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation

was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle

class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'

And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!! YOU can

help it get there!!! GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!

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I agree with everything- but

I agree with everything- but lol I dunno why people complain that they have to press "1" for english. Ohh nooo variety- we don't want that!!! Nothing is wrong with learning another language to help you communicate with more people.

WOW that ia a mouthful

Kantz do di shvetza
you-no

I have nothing against learning another language, but...

you really should look at the amount of money wasted in this country, in particular the government, but also in the private sector, for making things multilingual:

http://www.usenglish.org/view/301

not too mention that there are 322 languages spoken in the U.S. according to the 2000 Census, which ones do you pick.

For starters, the Social Security Website is translated into 16 languages, Drivers License Exams are translated into 43 languages, Voting Ballots are in 29 languages, as well as many other areas of wasted money in trying to make things multilingual.

http://www.usenglish.org/view/307

I do not believe this is money well spent - it's very wasteful.

Your missing the point

Love it or hate it English IS our language. Press 1 thru 9 for 9 other languages is a nicety and fine, but you should not have to press anything to hear it in the default language. Learning another language is good for you and everyone else but I don't recommend using phone menus to do it.

"Shaka, when the walls fell. Timba, his eyes wide open. Darmok and Jilad at Tenagra."

yawn

~
yawn, Bowser2398

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... thanks for the post, yogmama!