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"hot footer" that is a good one, don't know what it means

but it just sounds funny.

Here is a sentence that sums it all up:

"hey hot footer can you help me with my landscaping, cause all us white folks are trash, and all the black folks are eating chicken, and the Asians are in IT and don't do real work, so come on hot foot mow the lawn, and hurry up before the old guy gets back from Wal-mart and checks our receipt, and by the way don't all of you know each other?"

"What was taken from the boomers, it ain't there, what was taken from the X'ers it ain't there, what is being taken from their great, great, great squared grandchildren it ain't there. Some generation just has to have the guts to quit passing it on." Me

*May the only ones to touch your junk, be the ones you want to touch your junk.*

I do all that stuff, I may have to write myself up.

"What was taken from the boomers, it ain't there, what was taken from the X'ers it ain't there, what is being taken from their great, great, great squared grandchildren it ain't there. Some generation just has to have the guts to quit passing it on." Me

*May the only ones to touch your junk, be the ones you want to touch your junk.*

I couldn't work for anyone again

I was to smart to work for anybody; I even actually had one boss tell me that I was (true), and that he didn't like it. His title was, "Process Electrical Engineer (Electrician Boss), he got promoted to that position taking credit for an idea of mine - that doubled production - American Can Company, Dixie Cup Division, Elk Grove, IL, circa, 1968 (laughing)

I finally got real smart and went into business for myself and got the Lions Share, not the mouses.

I could of punched in and put my tail between my legs and bow my head and be a laborer; kept my mouth shut and get laid off when I was to old to find another decent serfdom job.

The above boss was a electrical consultant for American Can on loan from a Electrical Contractor. When he betrayed his employer to take the Engineering title at American Can, he got black-balled in the Electrical Contractor clique; American Can Closed the the plant a few months later. He f__ked himself. ((smile))

Actually, Richard, you

Actually, Richard, you weren't to smart to work for anybody - you were too smart! But nobody's perfect...LOL!!

. @ @ . Power to the People!
@ O @ -----> PEOPLE
. @ @ . NOT Corporate Entities!

I never liked English class

Couldn't get along too good with the teachers. (smile)

Time and time again

You can't be smarter than your boss !

Brach Candy, Chicago, IL, circa 1970's. Brach just bought the largest machine ever shipped from Australia to America. A million dollar continuous candy processing machine. Long story short, my electrical boss and another electrician had to baby-sit this machine for an electrical switching problem to keep dozens of people from sitting around idle if
machine jammed. Once, while they were at lunch I got the call when it broke down. I came up with a simple solution within 20 minutes, and yes, I'm in the dog-house ! Not only my boss was pissed, the Machine shop boss was too. The latter was mad, because I did not ask permission and my boss had just ordered a $500 explosion proof switch (starch dust) to solve the problem. I solved it with 20 minutes of a machinist's time and a small piece of angle iron and a couple small bolts. After that, I only did what I had too. F__k'em.

Later when I was a hell raising union shop steward the same assholes accused me of inefficiency, and documenting everything I did trying to fire me. I gave them plenty of excuses, but I was to fast and smart for them. (laughing)

After 10 years I finally quit, and I was making more in one hour in my own home refigerator repair business (corporation) than all day at the candy company. I never looked back. They sold the company buildings for a $1 to Chicago .

Here is two videos of all the abandoned 11 story Brach Candy buildings and the office building being blown up for a Batman movie >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpbydL_hnZU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJTZzgBwnQ&feature=related

that was very helpful.

thanks mike! LOL!!