Socialist->English Dictionary (18th edition)

As it is critical to know our enemies, patriots must familiarize
themselves with the language of the socialists among us
(most of whom pose as "liberals", "neocons", etc).
Hence, I offer the following "Socialist->English" dictionary.
Please excuse the lack of alphabetization (the ordering is somewhat topical):

Sensible: Socialist

Reasonable: Socialist

Practical: Socialist

Liberal: Socialist

Democrat: Socialist

Centrist: Socialist

Progressive: Socialist

Compassionate conservative: Socialist

Moderate: Tentative socialist

Neocon: War-mad socialist

Public/Private Partnership: Fascism

Third Way: Fascism

Servant: Ruler (e.g. "public servant")

United States: The federal government

The international community: The U.S. & Israel

Thumbing it's nose: Failure of a nation to abide by the demands of the U.S. & Israel (e.g. "Iran is thumbing it's nose at the international community")

Anti-Semite: Anyone whose lips stray >= 12 inches from Israel's ass

Legislation: The ultimate solution to every problem encountered by man

Liberate: Invade and occupy (e.g. "We must liberate Iraq!")

Isolationist: Non-interventionist

Left Behind: Left alone (e.g. "No child will be left behind")

Extraordinary rendition: Torture

Enhanced interogation: Torture

Pro-Choice: Pro-abortion

Enlightened: Overeducated

Politically correct: "Correct" only in the perverse world of politics

Voluntary: Mandatory (e.g. "the income tax is voluntary")

Conscription: Enslavement

Insurgent: Anyone killed my the U.S. military

Democracy: The form of govt to apply when the majority agrees with the will of socialists

Republic: The form of govt to apply when the majority does not agree with the will of socialists

Living Constitution: Dead Constitution

Frivolous: A valid legal argument which cannot otherwise be refuted by a black-robed whore

Standing: What Constitutionalists never have in court

Civil Rights: Privileges (unnatural rights) obtained at the expense of another's natural rights (e.g. you have a right to force a business owner to hire or serve you)

Objective: A socialist perspective

Bipartisan: When both parties collude on a plan so heinous that neither can resist it

Balanced coverage: Presenting both the fascist and the socialist perspective

Truth: Any belief with furthers the cause of socialism

Discordant detail: Lie

Falsehood: Lie

Exaggeration: Lie

Embellishment: Lie

Misspeak: Lie

Confiscate: Steal

Appropriate: Steal

Detain: Imprison

Conscript: Enslave

Oath: A solemn lie stated during a ceremony

Free: Paid for by tax-payers (e.g. "free health care")

Right: A privilege subject to the whims of govt

Loophole: A remaining freedom targeted for elimination

Education: Indoctrination

Government: A mob of parasites who live off the labors of productive people

Politics: The art of living off others "for their own good"

Income tax: Moneys paid to the mob for "protection"

Poll: A news-media questioneer designed to measure the effectiveness of their propaganda

Town meeting: A contrived gathering of carefully-selected sheeple, intended to give the false impression that "the people" have some say in a pre-determined outcome

Anti-government: One who opposes any form of govt tyranny

Extremist:
1. One who will not compromise on everything.
2. One who knows the Constitution and actually expects the govt to abide by it.

Narrow-minded: Basing one's opinions exclusively on facts and reason, without regard to feelings or consensus

Racist: An insult (usually baseless) intended to distract from the fact that the accuser is a socialist

Fiasco: Any murderous act committed by a govt agency (e.g. "Waco and Ruby Ridge were fiascoes.")

Terrorist: One who will shoot back during a fiasco

Assault weapon: Any weapon which might be effective in defending oneself against a fiasco

Compound: A patriot's home

Drug war:
1. An all-out assault on the bill of rights, conceived by traitors,
and waged by moronic thugs.
2. A means by which large drug companies and cartels use govt to imprison
their "free-lance" competitors, and help maintain the highest possible
prices for their products

Contribution: Tax

Enemy Combatant: A magical phrase, which when invoked, authorizes federal agents deny Americans any/all rights

Hate: Any opinions or belief which threatens the progress of socialism

Peace: The absence of resistance to socialism

Freedom: The ability to live in any manner approved by those in power

Civilized: Domesticated. Emasculated. Disarmed.

Crime: A violation of law committed by a patriot

Mistake: A violation of law committed by a socialist

Fishing expedition: A criminal investigation of a socialist

Global governance: World government

Federal grant: A program whereby the govt gives taxpayer funds to political prostitutes so as to assure their subservience

Faith-based Initiative: A program whereby the govt gives taxpayer funds to religious prostitutes so as to assure their subservience

Gun-free zone: A criminal game preserve (where murderous gunmen need not worry about "the game" shooting back)

The streets: Your homes (e.g. "We must get guns off the streets.")
Note: Neocons use the same term when referring to drugs they don't like.

Human resources: People

Liberal intellectual: A mythical figure (akin to intelligent chicken)