Socialist->English Dictionary (19th edition)

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As it is critical to know our enemies, patriots must familiarize
themselves with the language of the socialists among us
(most of whom pose as "liberals", "neocons", etc).
Hence, I offer the following "Socialist->English" dictionary.
New entries are Regulation and Town hall meeting.


Sensible: Socialist

Reasonable: Socialist

Practical: Socialist

Liberal: Socialist

Democrat: Socialist

Centrist: Socialist

Progressive: Socialist

Compassionate conservative: Socialist

Moderate: Tentative socialist

Neocon: War-mad socialist

Public/Private Partnership: Fascism

Third Way: Fascism

Servant: Ruler (e.g. "public servant")

United States: The federal government

The international community: The U.S. & Israel

Thumbing it's nose: Failure of a nation to abide by the demands of the U.S. & Israel (e.g. "Iran is thumbing it's nose at the international community")

Anti-Semite: Anyone whose lips stray >= 12 inches from Israel's ass

Legislation: The ultimate solution to every problem encountered by man

Liberate: Invade and occupy (e.g. "We must liberate Iraq!")

Isolationist: Non-interventionist

Left Behind: Left alone (e.g. "No child will be left behind")

Extraordinary rendition: Torture

Enhanced interogation: Torture

Pro-Choice: Pro-abortion

Enlightened: Overeducated

Politically correct: "Correct" only in the perverse world of politics

Voluntary: Mandatory (e.g. "the income tax is voluntary")

Conscription: Enslavement

Insurgent: Anyone killed my the U.S. military

Human shield: Anyone killed my the U.S. military

Democracy: The form of govt to apply when the majority agrees with the will of socialists

Republic: The form of govt to apply when the majority does not agree with the will of socialists

Living Constitution: Dead Constitution

Regulation: A law that is written and submitted by a large corporation(s) for the stated purpose of "protecting the public",
but whose real intent is to bankrupt their smaller competitors by burdening them with
overwhelming reporting and compliancy requirements.

Frivolous: A valid legal argument which cannot otherwise be refuted by a black-robed whore

Standing: What Constitutionalists never have in court

Civil Rights: Privileges (unnatural rights) obtained at the expense of another's natural rights (e.g. you have a right to force a business owner to hire or serve you)

Objective: A socialist perspective

Bipartisan: When both parties collude on a plan so heinous that neither can resist it

Balanced coverage: Presenting both the fascist and the socialist perspective

Truth: Any belief with furthers the cause of socialism

Discordant detail: Lie

Falsehood: Lie

Exaggeration: Lie

Embellishment: Lie

Misspeak: Lie

Confiscate: Steal

Appropriate: Steal

Detain: Imprison

Conscript: Enslave

Oath: A solemn lie stated during a ceremony

Free: Paid for by tax-payers (e.g. "free health care")

Right: A privilege subject to the whims of govt

Loophole: A remaining freedom targeted for elimination

Education: Indoctrination

Government: A mob of parasites who live off the labors of productive people

Politics: The art of living off others "for their own good"

Income tax: Moneys paid to the mob for "protection"

Town Hall Meeting: A staged event whose audience is limited to carefully-selected sycophants
(who ask such challenging questions as "How can we help ?"),
and whose intent is give the false impression that "the people" have some say in a pre-determined outcome

Poll: A news-media questioneer designed to measure the effectiveness of their propaganda

Anti-government: One who opposes any form of govt tyranny

Extremist:
1. One who will not compromise on everything.
2. One who knows the Constitution and actually expects the govt to abide by it.

Narrow-minded: Basing one's opinions exclusively on facts and reason, without regard to feelings or consensus

Racist: An insult (usually baseless) intended to distract from the fact that the accuser is a socialist

Fiasco: Any murderous act committed by a govt agency (e.g. "Waco and Ruby Ridge were fiascoes.")

Terrorist: One who will shoot back during a fiasco

Assault weapon: Any weapon which might be effective in defending oneself against a fiasco

Compound: A patriot's home

Drug war:
1. An all-out assault on the bill of rights, conceived by traitors,
and waged by moronic thugs.
2. A means by which large drug companies and cartels use govt to imprison
their "free-lance" competitors, and help maintain the highest possible
prices for their products

Contribution: Tax

Enemy Combatant: A magical phrase, which when invoked, authorizes federal agents deny Americans any/all rights

Hate: Any opinions or belief which threatens the progress of socialism

Peace: The absence of resistance to socialism

Freedom: The ability to live in any manner approved by those in power

Civilized: Domesticated. Emasculated. Disarmed.

Crime: A violation of law committed by a patriot

Mistake: A violation of law committed by a socialist

Fishing expedition: A criminal investigation of a socialist

Global governance: World government

Federal grant: A program whereby the govt gives taxpayer funds to political prostitutes so as to assure their subservience

Faith-based Initiative: A program whereby the govt gives taxpayer funds to religious prostitutes so as to assure their subservience

Gun-free zone: A criminal game preserve (where murderous gunmen need not worry about "the game" shooting back)

The streets: Your homes (e.g. "We must get guns off the streets.")
Note: Neocons use the same term when referring to drugs they don't like.

Human resources: People

Liberal intellectual: A mythical figure (akin to intelligent chicken)

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First dictionary I've ever

First dictionary I've ever seen where A is not the first and z is not the last letter of the alphabet.

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"Ehhh, What's ups Doc?" Bugs Bunny
"Scwewy Wabbit!" Elmer Fudd

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"Ehhh, What's ups Doc?" B.Bunny "Scwewy Wabbit!"E. Fudd
People's Awareness Coalition: Deprogramming Sequence

if i did that, it would not "flow",

and much of the humor (or my attempt at it) would be lost

sounds about right

GOOD form my man
*They have to do it LEGALLY
Good people make the difference, you-no

Fantastic!

very good! I got half-way through reading it and realized that so many of our sleeping neighbors might not even notice the sarcastic clarification of today's political double-speak; and find the definitions acceptable and agreeable.

This is one of the reasons why I have been coming here so long. It's one of the only refuges I know of where I can consistantly find conscious people :-)

Thanks for the

good info.

Awesome !

great job !

And...

Armed Guerilla Terrorists - Free thinking people who oppose the Federal Reserve and believe it should be pretty much abolished.

Insurrection of Insurgency - Revolution against a corrupt, decrepit Federal government of thieves and crooked bankers.

Ensure Domestic Security - Promote the general welfare by rolling out Department of Homeland Security thugs to corral, harass, beat & step on innocent patriots who protest their shame.

And oh my personal favorite....

Closet anti-semite Racist Loon - Anyone who does not worship the state of Israel or its fanatics.

Bump for awesomeness

Don't forget...
Messiah - A scoundrel who looks good on camera and lies better than any politician before them

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