A challenge and a contest
I have been a member here for only a few minutes. I could not possibly know about Mike's chickens (I think they smile when they see him coming) or about the Party thread. I have been a "leader" in the patriot movement for a long time.
O.K. so here’s the deal. I need a t-shirt. Not just any t-shirt, but a very special one. One for all occasions. On the front, I would like a title that reads, "typical American zombie", with a list of ten items such as; knows who won the Super Bowl, can't name his reps in congress, or, turns to sports section of paper first, or, believes voting is the fulfillment of his duty, only stupid people get "stuck" with Jury duty, ect. Hey, Your bright, I know you got the front side idea's going all ready.
On the back side, with a title of "a real American Patriot". Idea's could range from; is a militia member, can recite the Constitution and give a thirty minute speech on each subject, knows what a fully informed jury is and can do, ect.
I know this has already started making some here drool. That's just an assumption....today is my first time he...hee...here. Have you ever seen a chicken smile?....I digress.
Submit all Idea's on this thread. Try to keep them short and t-shirt appropriate. Dead line for entry's is when you run out of idea's or the end of next month, which ever comes first! Voting for the top ten will start at that time and be done in a manner that will have 100% transparency (unlike our elections). The winners, ten in each category, will receive a valuable, 'No-Prize'. If you grew up in the 70's then you know what a "Marvel" they are and how rare it is to actually be awarded one! Truly an award to pursue...Excelsior!!!
These T-shirts will be exclusive to the Daily Paul members!!!
All contributors will receive one!!!! (as soon as you can go get one printed up. I will be adding "DailyPaul.com" and my user name to the top of mine!! Maybe, Michael will see a fund raising op here? Please list at least one 'one liner' for the front or back.
Smiling chickens? Something’s not right up in the northern states. Just isn’t normal?
Oh yes, the contest....sorry no Moderators allowed to participate.
Guess who I am? Scratch that, what am I thinking? With all the purging lately what I meant was guess who I was before I became, Waking Up Zombies. Send your best guess to my contact info here. Do not guess on this thread! I will confirm or deny by way of e-mail. If you get a correct guess, feel free to state so here but do not give away the answer. I will post it after the voting is done. All those who guess correctly will receive an exclusive invitation to the first party on the moon when it is announced. "have fun", Congressman Paul said. I think this fit's the bill. GOOD LUCK TO ALL!!!!
Letterman style...
You might have a typical American mindset if you...
1. watch the news and believe everything they say.
2. resort to name calling to win an argument or debate.
3. think that everyone must be either a Democrat or Republican.
4. have no clue about the Federal Reserve Banking system.
5. think America is a free market society.
6. believe some people shouldn't have rights.
7. see a fellow citizens' rights being violated and do nothing.
8. believe health insurance is a right
9. complain about the government, but continue to vote for the same representatives.
10. think America is supposed to be a democracy.
You may be a patriotic Citizen if you...
1. understand the Constitution and know what it means.
2. stand up for someone's rights even if you don't agree with them.
3. support ending the Federal Reserve System and fiat money
4. know all your representatives (Federal, State, County, and City)
5. attend town hall meetings and speak up
6. support the troops and want to end ALL wars
7. don't own a credit card.
8. are trying to restore our country to its original intent.
9. knows America is a Constitutional Republic
10. go to Dailypaul.com and participate in the Revolution!
Others the typical American mindset...there's just so many!
have debt and think it's a good thing.
spend more than what you earn.
Here's a few...
On the front: Spencer Pratt for President; Why would our government lie; Militia's are domestic terrorists; On the back: Doesn't pay taxes; Doesn't trust your government; Carry's a pocket Constitution everywhere; I will think of more, but that's all for now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iERLtsBIqDg
A different perspective
Typical American
Paid my traffic ticket
Paid my taxes
Paid my school levy
Paid my doctor for poison
Paid my city municipality for poison
Paid for gov't mandated insurance
Paid to license my own car
Paid to license my pets
Paid to license my fishing rod
Paid to license my weapon
Well informed Citizen
Used the Common Law to get the ticket dismissed
Saves silver and gold
Owns unregistered, privately bought military grade weapons
Knows how to reload
Keeps a garden
Doesn't have a cable subscription
Has a skill set that actually produces something of value, not just 1's and 0's
Eats out of his own cupboards and off his own land
Stays healthy and active so he doesn't have to vaccinate or medicate
Knows all of his neighbors and watches over their well being
Knows his enemy. Well.
Yet another...Legal perspective
Average:
Fears the cops
Refers to a judge as "Your Honor"
What's UCC?
What's Common Law?
Only knows the 1st and 5th amendments (maybe 2n'd and 4th)
Can't define Sovereign(ty)
Talks to cops
Pays the court fees to administer "justice" against them
Contracts with the government regularly (licenses)
Pays the courts with Federal Reserve Notes
(ideal) Citizen:
Asks the cops the questions
Doesn't answer ANY questions from the police
Refers to a judge as "Sir"
Has properly reserved his rights using the UCC
Acknowledges NOONE has any rights they do not understand how to use
Knows what a perfected Claim, Complaint, and valid Causes of Action are
IS the Sovereign (supreme authority over his own affairs)
Knows his State Constitution
Is a Citizen of his State (no, you're probably not; Washington only has 1900 State Citizens)
Rejects immoral taxation as a matter of duty
Bump for
others, good luck.
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GEE look at my pay check
GEE look at my pay check ,they didn't take it all..
There is a buck left, set me up with the last beer.
YES, good people do good things.. The rest are liars.
Okay
American Zombie:
I voted for Obama
I Believe in change
Where's my welfare check ?
CNN is real news
Fox is fair'n balanced
I Like to Kill Iraqi's
Where's that welfare check ?
Bill O'reilly said " Shut up !! "
Michael Jackson is important news
Britney Spears is Important news
Anyone seen my welfare check ?
A Real American Patriot
I Voted for Ron Paul
I voted for Nader
I voted for Kucinich
I voted for issues not popularity
Bailouts are for suckers
Investigate everything government says.
CIA = Cocaine Import Agency
DHS = Dept. Of Homeland Secrecy
FBI = Federal Bureau of Instigation
The Federal Reserve is a Cartel
Obama Is a corporate puppet
America is not a country it's a corporation
Man made Global Warming is a lie
Militia Is the Key to Freedom
Monsanto Is poison
Fluoridation is evil
Cancer is a racket
War is a racket
The war on terror is a lie
I could go on for ever here ............
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Stop the NWO....It's just illumi..Naughty !
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Stop the NWO....It's just illumi..Naughty !
Love um all. This is going
Love um all. This is going to be fun. I do suspect that selecting only ten per side is going to be difficult? There are so many possibility's. Thank you for the list!
And the winner of the 'No-Prize' is.....
And the winner of the 'No-Prize' is.....
bump, for ideas
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Sadly, I am not getting much
Sadly, I am not getting much participation for this 'contest'. I am unable to donate to keep the D.P. up and running. I thought a tee shirt sale would help. Not one person, that is eligible has try'd to guess who I am. Perhaps I got rid of all the self thinkers during the purge?
And the winner of the 'No-Prize' is.....
And the winner of the 'No-Prize' is.....
Are you?
The guy who has that store in Michigan with Gene Simmons painted on the wall, and the city is trying to make you paint over it.
No. But KISS is one of two
No. But KISS is one of two bands that I would pay to go see!
BTW: telling business owners that they can't allow smoking is like telling them to paint their rooms blue!
And the winner of the 'No-Prize' is.....
And the winner of the 'No-Prize' is.....
Going to have to sleep on
Going to have to sleep on this one tonight. I have to work early. Having a tee shirt to help recognize other members would be fun. You would never know when or where you would meet. It would need to educate but not be offensive. Maybe something along the "you might be a redneck" theme. You might be an American zombie/patriot...if...? I do agree, it would make for a good fund raiser.
lol.
cheers dude!
here's a few
whines about the price posted at a gas station
vs
understands inflation is a hidden tax
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believes their political party is superior
vs
knows we are all on the same team
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believes their particular religion is superior
vs
knows that our old beliefs about God and about life are no longer working
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I believe we are off to a
I believe we are off to a good start.
And the winner of the 'No-Prize' is.....
And the winner of the 'No-Prize' is.....
hmmmm a challenge and contest, intriguing
Ok the front
Typical American Zombie
1. I can name the finalists of American Idol, season whatever...
2. Did you hear Jon and Kate are separating?
3. When does the new iphone get released?
4. We need more marketing professionals!
5. I believe in prosperity through government spending!!!
6. We have 10 amendments, right?
7. I vote dem/rep because dem/reps are stoopid!
8. The government protects me. (If I am GS or JPM then ok)
9. Obama is cool.
10. The Constitution is a living document.
A Real American Patriot
1. Can quote Lysander Spooner!
2. Knows Common Sense, it's what's for dinner.
3. Will disagree but defend to the death your right to say it!
4. Never troubles others for what he can do for himself.
5. Can reference this quote; You are a den of vipers and thieves...!
6. Strong defense, not so much OFFENSE!
7. Knows the Dr. is in!
8. In matters of style, swims with the current; in matters of principle, stands like a rock
9. Believes we in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.
10. Understands Hamilton was a punk!
Loved your lists
especially # 10 on the second one
Ron Paul is my President
Lysander Spooner quotes:
"The Rothschilds, and that class of money-lenders of whom they are the representatives and agents - men who never think of lending a shilling to their next-door neighbors, for purposes of honest industry, unless upon the most ample security, and at the highest rate of interest - stand ready, at all times, to lend money in unlimited amounts to those robbers and murderers, who call themselves governments, to be expended in shooting down those who do not submit quietly to being robbed and enslaved."
http://quotes.liberty-tree.ca/quotes_by/lysander+spooner
And never forget, “Humans, despite our artistic pretensions, our sophistication and many accomplishments, owe the fact of our existence to a six-inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.”