4 votes

Chicago Humor

Sorry, y’all – I could not resist!

Chicago Humor

I was driving through northern Illinois last night listening to a call-in program on WGN in Chicago. People were calling in all upset about the goat's head sent to Cubs owner Tom Ricketts at Wrigley Field because of the team's poor performance.*

Some guy called in from Indiana and said, "Why are you all so upset cause someone sent a goat's head to Wrigley Field? Aren't you the guys that sent a horse's ass to the White House".

I almost ran off the road!*

8 votes

CA Seeks to Track, Charge Drivers By The Mile- Bill Awaits Governor's Signature

CA Seeks to Track, Charge Drivers By The Mile- Bill Awaits Governor Brown's Signature
By Martin Hill September 18, 2014

3 votes

"Die Isis"

Off the Governator's 22 Freeway at the Fairview exit I saw three men down on their luck but not in their spirits. From first appearances, they seem to be homeless veterans who increasingly occupy the street corners and freeway exits; they are opportunists seeking a spare dime from the ashtrays of each passing vehicle becoming the de facto toll collectors of the stop lights. Sometimes the faces change and I'll see a woman instead... perhaps a single mother?

2 votes

Carl's Garden

Carl's Garden

Carl was a quiet man.. He didn't talk much.

He would always greet you with a big smile and a firm handshake.

Even after living in our neighborhood for over 50 years,
No one could really say they knew him very well.

Before his retirement, he took the bus to work each morning. The lone sight of him walking down the street often worried us. He had a slight limp from a bullet wound received in WWII.

2 votes

Hard Times


This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Syria, Egypt , Libya , and other potential hot spots in the Middle East, they intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to not send us any more presidents.

It's gonna get ugly, people.

2 votes

How Can I Keep My Wealth

I have a chunk that I'm trying to build to invest in a home, either here or in Mongolia, and/or start a business here or in Mongolia. I have three years I think before I can build enough to begin, because I don't want to start with debt. Debt will be incurred either through moving or through running a business, therefore I have to start with zero.

10 votes

ISIS Explained

ISIS Explained

Are you confused by what is going on in the Middle East!!!

Let me explain:

We support the Iraqi government in the fight against ISIS.
We don’t like ISIS, but ISIS is supported by Saudi Arabia who we do like.
We don’t like Assad in Syria. We support the fight against him, but ISIS is also fighting against him.
We don’t like Iran, but Iran supports the Iraqi government in its fight against ISIS.

5 votes

A Catholic Hairdryer

A Catholic Hairdryer

In school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that
using a bit of imagination it was OK to express the truth differently without lying.
Here is an example of those teachings:

Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her,
'Father, may I ask a favor?'
'Of course child. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday.
It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll

1 vote

Calguns Foundation to Sheriff: ‘Fix Your Handgun License Policy’ (or face litigation)

The Calguns Foundation fights for Second Amendment rights in California and have been a leading advocate on behalf of Jon Birdt in his lawsuit against the tyrannical San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Office for refusal to issue a conceal-carry permit. On September 3, United States Magistrate Judge made recommendations to US District Court.

7 votes

San Diego school district gets own Mine Resistant Military vehicle

Military Armored Vehicle for San Diego Unified School District

A heavily armored vehicle is now a part of the San Diego Unified School District Police Department’s arsenal, though administrators say it will only be used for rescues.

7 votes

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one Day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
... "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
"Well, how'd ya do?
" First Place ," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:

"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

5 votes

I Got A Knock on the Door Today, or, Why Fascism is Ascendant in America Today

So I got a knock on the door from a canvasser for a BART Director candidate.

Some background. BART is Bay Area Rapid Transit. It's the Bay Area's light rail system, and by far the crown jewel of the country's light rail systems, in my opinion. It's clean, it's comfortable, the ride is smooth, the trains are pretty reliable.

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