THE U.S. GUBBERMINT SOFTWARE LICENSE, VERSION -0.1913
Plunder-As-Needed (PAN) 1913-Present
The Unelected Statists of Amerika aka The U.S. Gubbermint
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Yeah, OK, I'm absolutely pumped about the fight of fights on May 2nd between the great Floyd Mayweather and the greatest, Manny Pacquiao.
Here's the best highlight film I've seen of Manny's phenomenal career thus far.
As part of his probation, Adam has to check in with his probation officer at the Santa Monica Courthouse every month. So he thought he'd film people coming out of the courthouse. It doesn't go smoothly.
A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900
miles a year.
Another study found
golfers drink, on average,22 gallons of alcohol a Year.
That means, on average, golfers get
about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud.
I Almost feel like a hybrid.
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she
collapses from a heart attack!
"Help me dear," she groans to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell
phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.
N O N E .
"What makes the great division between the two schools is the difference in their methods. Socialism, like astrology and alchemy, proceeds by way of the imagination; political economy, like astronomy and chemistry, proceeds by way of observation.
Study: Smelling farts may be good for your health
The next time someone at your office lets out a "silent but deadly" emission, maybe you should thank them. A new study at the University of Exeter in England suggests that exposure to hydrogen sulfide — a.k.a. what your body produces as bacteria breaks down food, causing gas — could prevent mitochondria damage. Yep, the implication is what you're thinking: People are taking the research to mean that smelling farts could prevent disease and even cancer.
California's gun laws are among the nation's strictest, but a looming decision in a federal lawsuit could effectively ban handguns altogether in the Golden State, according to plaintiffs who want a judge to toss out a state law requiring all new handguns to be equipped with technology that "stamps" each shell casing with a traceable mark.
Best Idea of the year...
"If we can manage to convince the Chinese that Jihadists' testicles are aphrodisiacs, within ten years they'll have disappeared..."
Podcast: Harvard History Professor Discusses the Heartbeat of Free Society and Self-Governance - Free Association.Submitted by Duckster88 on Wed, 02/18/2015 - 08:06
In this BBC podcast (also available on iTunes), Scottish history professor Niall Ferguson explains the fundamental relationship between Free Society and Voluntarism - i.e., Free Association. It's a great discussion full of historical references and recent case studies - great teacher - enjoy!
On the first night of their
honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell
his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering
how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been
able to cover up. After some soul-searching, the husband gathers his nerve and
says, “I have a confession.”
She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and
says, “Darling, so do I.”
Recoiling, he says, “Don’t tell me - you've
eaten my socks.”
Mark Dice: George Washington Warned about the Illuminati in 1798 (VIDEO)
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks, "What's the problem?"
The woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Doctor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and reborn.
Mark Dice VIDEO: People Sign Petition to add Soylent Green to School Menus for Michelle Obama's Lunch ProgramSubmitted by emalvini on Mon, 02/16/2015 - 14:18
Mark Dice VIDEO: People Sign Petition to add Soylent Green to School Menus for Michelle Obama's Lunch Program