Creative Wrong Answers by 7th - 12th Graders!
Check out these exam answers by 7th to 12th grade students supplied by teachers across the nation:
"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
"When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide."
"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."
"The largest organ in the human body is the head."
"Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, then expectoration."
VIDEO: Cop Tries to Shoot Dog, Ends Up Shooting Himself
A California sheriff’s deputy is feeling the sting of humiliation after he attempted to shoot a fenced-in dog, but failed, succeeding only in shooting himself.
The deputy, who works with the Riverside County Court Services Division, was reportedly serving an eviction notice at a Riverside home on Wednesday at around 2p.m. when a “large dog” approached him.
Read more: http://www.nbclosangeles.com/video/#!/on-air/as-seen-on/Sheriffs-Deputy-Accidentally-Shoots-Himself/255584201
I spoke to Jay Weidner, one of the stars of the fantastic documentary Room 237, who discusses his beliefs that Stanley Kubrick faked the footage of the moon landing. There are lots of interesting twists and turns in the can of worms he opens up, and I can't recommend either Room 237 or Weidner's own film, "Kubrick's Odyssey," highly enough.
Mr. Weidner turned me on to an amazing website at www.aulis.com that shows some impressive "parallax" photos that seem to prove that the distances portrayed are all wrong. This is an idea that I've found actually holds some water with people who roundly reject conspiracy theories--what do you guys think? Was Neil Armstrong really the first man to walk on the moon?
Silicon Valley leeches harass entrepreneurs:
Resurrection Painting -- A Must See!!!
Resurrection Painting ..... TURN THE SOUND
Hold onto your hats if you're wearing one. This is
To have such a gift and insight as this painter would be a
The Resurrection is a 12’ x 40’ mural, oil on canvas. It is a
Of the moment of Jesus emerging from the tomb.
This mural was commissioned by the Museum of Biblical Art in Dallas, Texas.
Michael Benoit San Diego Libertarian candidate running for congress in the 50th district please support!Submitted by alberttorres on Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:57
A film almost lost to time, No. 10 Blues / Goodbye Saigon was shot in Vietnam just weeks before the fall of Saigon in April 1975.
Stephane Gauger writes the following synopsis for the 2014 Viet Film Fest:
BUNDY Ranch: Has The United States Government Cut A Financial Deal Giving Away American Land To China?Submitted by emalvini on Sat, 04/12/2014 - 16:05
BUNDY Ranch: Has The United States Government Cut A Financial Deal Giving Away American Land To China?
Is it possible that certain members of the United States Congress are knowingly using the power and force of government (BLM-Bureau of Land Management)to confiscate American land from ranchers/home owners as some sort of financial arrangement agreed to by the Obama administration due to monies owed to China...
What do you think?
"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."-- Manuel, age 8
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell.
That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8
NASA's LDSD project aims to develop the capacity to land larger payloads on Mars, perhaps even humans. But first, NASA needs a way to decelerate capsules traveling at supersonic speeds.
By Daniel B. Wood, Staff writer | April 10, 2014
PASADENA, CALIF. - The Jet Propulsion Laboratory here – one of NASA’S leading research and development centers – gave journalists a peek at the future Wednesday. Get out your notebooks and scratch out the words, “flying saucer” and put in, “Low-Density Supersonic Decelerator” (LDSD).
That’s what they’re calling the new, rocket-powered, saucer-shaped test vehicle they will be propelling into near-space this June from the US Navy’s Pacific Missile Range Facility on Kauai, Hawaii. The purpose: to investigate how to land on Mars with bigger payloads.
A man calls home to his wife on a Thursday and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend, and we'll be staying at a lodge near a river. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend. And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ?
Five groups applauding Match.com's partnership with MLB:
5. Swingers wanting to see who pops up
4. Men and women who bat for the other team
3. Men hoping to get to first base
2. Women looking for a diamond
1. Singles who play the field
Father and Daughter In Church
A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five-year-old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.
During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five-year-old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head.
Young OB MD In Residency
As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, he was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing him.
He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard "No, Doctor. But the song you were whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'."
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.
Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.