Comment: Your poll in that other thread is retarded.

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Your poll in that other thread is retarded.

Wait, sorry, that might be an insult to retarded people.

Could you make it any more absurd and biased?

How can the poll be fair with the kind of baited and leading wording you used?

Why not just ask a simple question like this guy did?

If you really want to see where people fall on the entire massive breadth of the issue, try MULTIPLE questions. I'm sure there are poll engines somewhere on the web where you can set one up and link to it. I think the best bet would be to leave as many explanation questions as open entries at first, and then add the most reported ones in as actual options as time goes on. (always preserving the ability to write in 'other' and elaborate)